User talk:Cenobiarch

June 2018
This account has been blocked indefinitely from editing Wikipedia because the username, BenAfflecktheAlmighty, matches the name of a well-known, living person.

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If you think that you were blocked in error, you may appeal this block by adding the text below this notice, but you should read our guide to appealing blocks first.  ~Oshwah~  (talk) (contribs)   00:06, 7 June 2018 (UTC)

Cripes guys, no one was going to think I was the man himself with that username. Madness.