User talk:Chance Cody

Jackie Van Zant
Jackie Van Zant is an American-born entertainer/actor/comedian from a small town in North Texas. His first rise to fame came from shooting a Coke Cola commercial with ex-Dallas Cowboy Troy Aikman. The commercial depicts Jackie Van Zant, a Coke Cola vendor, and Troy Aikman, as himself, walking through the pre-game tunnel discussing their readiness for the upcoming game. When the game ends, Troy Aikman is amazed to hear Jackie's high-completion percentage of cokes thrown. However, Jackie is frustrated by the lone bastard that dropped the single coke.

Career

Jackie Van Zant has worked in various industries over his adult life. Currently, he his a well-liked morning radio DJ for 102.5 KMAD, which prides itself on being the best rock station in Texoma (even though Jackie, and everyone else in Texoma, knows it's the only rock station in Texoma). He has also performed stand-up comedy and acted in independent movies.

Early Life

9 months prior to April 7, 1975, Jackie Wayne Van Zant's parents had made magic in the form of unprotected love making. 9 months after 9 months prior to April 7, 1975 little Jackie Wayne Van Zant blessed the world with his presence.

Controversy

When directors booked Jackie Van Zant to assume the lead role, many knew of his short-tempered background. While shooting on location for a small budget movie, Jackie Van Zant had been reported for having lashed out at an extra in-between takes. "Did you just f_cking look me in the eye? Look at me you piece of sh_t. Did you just look me in the f_cking eye. Do you know who the f_ck I am?" The other actors and actresses feared for their jobs while working with Jackie. He would constantly fire individuals for minor, irrelevant mistakes even though he had actually no authority to do so.