User talk:Charwatts

Kinky tyrant A kinky tyrant can be defined as someone who has an oppressive rule over people through kinky ways. One of the most well-known kinky tyrants is a girl (unknown gender but we guess girl) known formally as Ellie palmer. She was born in the summer months of 1995 and is at the current age of 17. She was always destined to be a tyrant as she always had an oppressive rule even as a young child when she was first noticed for her tyranny as she was chucked out of nursery for biting people, this is thought to be a genetic disorder of tyranny, as her elder brother was also sectioned at nursery for throwing wooden trains at his peers, again at nursery age. However her tyranny remained unnoticed to the public eye until the girl (?) reached the age of 16, by this time she had been moved to a different section of the country by her parents in order for her secret to remain safe. However when this girl turned 16 it was noticed something changed, she no longer liked to just torture people, she tortured people in well kinky ways, her first victims were inhabitants of the building named Willpen, believed again to be peers of the girl, however a sudden twist in the story was that the girl had become best friends with the other 3 unbeknownst victims. Currently the girl is understood to still have her kinky oppresive rule over the 3 girls, however they did discover her evil kinky plans and hence have decided to speak forth now on Wikipedia to put an end to their silence and warn possible future victims of this girl. In a statement released on the 3rd of july 1995 the 3 girls admitted that the kinky tyrant had never acutally performed any kinky acts to them, but they knew of incidents when she had performed these upon other unsuspecting victims....cough...pixies...cough...her taste in the opposite sex baffles many" the three girls later said "but as long as her hunger, or inner troll as the tyrant is known to call it, is kept satisfied then the tyrant is a perfectly normal teenage girl, just with an abnormally high libido." --Charwatts (talk) 13:20, 5 July 2012 (UTC)