User talk:Chase Webster

Government Bird
The Government Bird is the most important thing in this world. If everyone knew about it there would be simultaneous world peace and free food for all. It is a giant bird that delivered worldwide governments in the 1900's. Governments were found in nap-sacks of different colors and designs depending on the type of leader. Dictatorships had skulls and crossbones while Capitalists had American Flags. The Government Bird ignored France in these deliveries because France is filled with dumb-ass hippies.

The Government Bird is big and covered in feathers. It can fly at high speeds of 23 miles per hour and can leap tall buildings in a single bound. It is precious but not sissy-like like tennis and bluegrass.

Without the Governmetn Bird we would all be holding hands and skipping in primordial muck.

Ref: Tom Cruise and associates