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Magen Conley
Magen Conley was born in 1992 June 27, precisely half a year after Lukas Johnson the lord and creator.

Life And Times
Magen was born into a family of slavic immigrants in lower brooklyn where she learned the crafts of cooking and cleaning. One night after group prayer, Jesus approached her in her sleep and said " May you spend your whole life making hamburgers for men and stuff, asshole". Afterwards Magen did exactly that for fear of Jesus's harsh vengeance.

Interaction With The Messiah
While attending Hogwarts academy for bitches and Ho's she made the company of one super cool Lukas Johnson, where she famously claimed "I would love to spend my whole life cooking food in the kitchen of your strip club Mr. Strip club manager".

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