User talk:Ched/Rap-off

sorry
sorry folks... just so damn tired here. I'll try to do better next week. — Ched : ?  00:31, 21 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Your 'rap' said as much. ;) — neuro  (talk)  11:26, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
 * OHHHH My. Was that a burn? ... hmmm ... I just may have to respond to this ... when time permits. :P — Ched :  ?  12:08, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
 * I'm worried about your street cred. ChildofMidnight (talk) 16:40, 22 August 2009 (UTC)

Don't sweat my cred
 * It will be fine

The guy named Ched
 * can rap a rhyme

It's been a while
 * but "I'll be back"

And with a smile
 * I'll lay the smack

Some have called me
 * Term-in-a-tor

But you will see
 * I'm not a hater


 * — Ched : ?  16:50, 22 August 2009 (UTC)


 * street cred needs some more work ched. =D. -- Pedro J. the rookie 20:55, 22 August 2009 (UTC)


 * Don't make me go 8-mile on all ya'all now...


 * From where I'm sittin', ya'all look like mouses ...
 * I'll bring a plague on all yer houses. ;P — Ched : ?  21:11, 22 August 2009 (UTC)
 * Your rhymin' is a capital crime and sin
 * It makes us feel like we've been hit with slime from the bottom of a trash bin.
 * Please put a stop to your rap, cuz it's nothing but crap.
 * I think you need a nap you big sap.
 * Should I wake you with a smack?
 * If this keeps up I'll have to blast you with a Gatt.
 * Go back to working on NASCAR or the ANI task bar
 * What you're cooking up here is not what we asked for.
 * You can still sizzle, just cook up some bacon instead.
 * Word.

ChildofMidnight (talk) 21:54, 22 August 2009 (UTC)


 *  Neuro, CoM, and Pedro J ... hmm 3 - 2 - 1 eh?  I'll be thinkin' while I'm gone, but oh-my yea .. Dis is ON! >:} — Ched :  ?  22:29, 22 August 2009 (UTC)


 * You kids keep tryin, I ain't lyin' - the mess you make, is multiplyin'
 * you three can try, and I won't deny - but when I'm done - you'll testify


 * your raps are nice, like Vanilla Ice - but i'll own ya'all - like white on rice.
 * It won't take long, go get the bong, - I'll smoke you all - like Cheech and Chong.


 * your rhymes are whack - they're just a snack - it's full course meals that I attack.


 * got no rhythm, ya got no style - all ya got is, a steamin' pile.
 * don't play the fool, don't be a tool - ya just don't mess, with us "old-school"


 * You make me smile, you go "free style"
 * can't concentrate,
 * contemplate,
 * evaluate,
 * designate,
 * ain't no debate ..
 * makes me wanna ... up-chuck gate.


 * While you're illin', I be thrillin' - takin' names, like Marshall Dillon.
 * Don't say no more, just hit the door - I'll treat ya like, a 2-bit whore.


 * so concentrate,
 * contemplate,
 * evaluate,
 * just don't make
 * me escalate.
 * Word UP


 * — Ched : ?  02:16, 24 August 2009 (UTC)


 * Love it. :)  user: J  aka justen (talk) 02:21, 24 August 2009 (UTC)


 * I will not let that go unanswered.


 * Now here's a little story for that guy Ched Davis
 * I got more rhymes per minute than Beacon to the Mavis
 * My rhymes are calculated 'cause I've got four cores
 * And if I ever need it I pick up four more
 * Like Xeon, like Freon, my rhymes are noncorrosive
 * But when I drop the lyrics in the spot it gets explosive
 * I moderate my rhymes with skill, like Flagged Revisions,
 * I keep my rhymes so ill - I got precision
 * When Ched says word up, it's got to come down
 * But when I drop a lyric or a beat I astound
 * You know Ched Davis, his rhymes are intermediate
 * So listen up close while I drop the main ingredient
 * Mix it around, like Ched Davis to Add Chives,
 * Cause these rhymes are like a miracle, you know they save lives
 * So if you want lyrics only come to the best,
 * That's N-E-U-R-O-L-Y-S-I and S.
 * — neuro  (talk)  23:01, 25 August 2009 (UTC)

←I'll get to this reply when the time permits,
 * but as you know, there simply are, no time limits.
 * you're rap ain't bad for one so young
 * so I guess I'll help you, up one more rung
 * the ladder of life is mighty tall
 * so hold on tight, don't wanna see you fall.
 * at least your little rap, didn't try to dis
 * but your efforts there, are kinda "hit and miss"
 * follow me son, and I'll help you Neuro
 * It'll take some time, but I'll make you a hero. ;) — Ched : ?  20:40, 28 August 2009 (UTC)