User talk:Cheerio killer

Cherrio man, to the rescue. My pants are in your face. In my dark place I am now, in this moment. Dark place is place where guns poke out from under my pants and fire bullet holes in you black pants. Sun is big god. Sun there he is when hookers no in pants. problem is, sun no likey me because, pants ignite and send me flying out the window, into a trash can containing a large black cat containing rabies with mites in private areas. Saddam is devil worship man, except in heat of moment, he cry jesus, and I say, what? and he say, ok. then, while hiding in our foxhole, german nazis...i mean...U.S. military come, and take away my lover, but lucky me, sun was in pants at time, and I ignite, and burst out of hole, and disappear forever....until now...I fall down on fat man, and find out later, I cripple George Bush, then security tackle me, and i pull it out of pants, and they all shrink back crying, omg, my eyes, it is so big!so, i run away, and on my way home, annoying fake organ music emit from my speakers, and pokemon jump out at me. it shoot lightning bolt at me, but it miss. I get mad, and whip it out again, and cry, HYDRO BLAST!!! needless to say, pikachu faint, and i catch him, and then, to save my lover, saddam, i let him loss on security, and he latch tightly onto security balls, and i set saddam free...the end...