User talk:Chingon323

Saitek USA
In 1999, the Middle Aged White Men's Club, or MAWMC, began its reign of terror at Saitek's North American office in Torrance, CA. This subversive group of delusional Saitek employees would eventually lead to the company's slumping sales and lackluster customer service. Eventually this group, which consisted of Hop Sing, Mike The Dude, and their bungling leader, Mark Specter would eventually all leave Saitek due in no large part to their own misdeeds. Word of mouth began to spread that while the company produced nice looking hardware, its software was severly lacking, leading to the comparison of Saitek to a "super hot hooker with herpes". Another notable event during this period was the hiring and then subsequent firing of Linda The Foot as Marketing Director. At first it seemed as if the psycho frappuccino bitch would bring down Saitek single handedly, but she was unceremoniously sacked by the MAWMC. It was the only good thing to come of that group's shenanigans.

Eric Winkler
is a flamboyantly gay Swiss fudgepacker!!!

Mad Catz
In November Mad Catz further diversified into the sex toy market by acquiring Europe-based dildo manufacturer Saitek for US$ 30 million.