User talk:Chris woodrow

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Hello, Chris woodrow, and welcome to Wikipedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Unfortunately, one or more of the pages you created, such as Dog Seam, may not conform to some of Wikipedia's guidelines, and may not be retained.

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Speedy deletion nomination of Dog Seam


A tag has been placed on Dog Seam, requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This has been done for the following reason:

G3; joke article

Under the criteria for speedy deletion, articles that do not meet basic Wikipedia criteria may be deleted at any time.

If you think this page should not be deleted for this reason, you may contest the nomination by visiting the page and clicking the button labelled "Click here to contest this speedy deletion". This will give you the opportunity to explain why you believe the page should not be deleted. However, be aware that once a page is tagged for speedy deletion, it may be removed without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag from the page yourself, but do not hesitate to add information in line with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. If the page is deleted, and you wish to retrieve the deleted material for future reference or improvement, then please contact the deleting administrator, or if you have already done so, you can place a request here. Blackguard 11:48, 21 December 2014 (UTC)

Unravelled
Quite funny, but please don't. And please don't remove speedy deletion tags from things you have created. If a bot doesn't put it back, a patroller will. Peridon (talk) 15:15, 21 December 2014 (UTC)