User talk:Chrislombardo15

Christoforo Lombardo
Mr. Lombardo is a well known celebrity in the italian community residing in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. He carries himself in a proffesional well manicured manner, and highly regarded in the field of self experimental medication. His bi-curious nature often confuses people however he is very well accepted in the straight as well as gay communities worldwide.. his image is excentuated through many fashionable materials - black infinti gx35, baby kangaroo leather soccer cleets, highlighted no17 blonde streaks which matches his uncandid lavishing eyeliner and musky breathe. He has been nominated in the italian community for his roles in breakthrough indie films such as 'zippers', 'brokeback erie street', 'facebath 3 & 4'... he is randomnly making cameo appearances at the casino with his entourage of flies that are attracted to his day-old calamari smelling musk. He recently has parted ways with his longterm companion of 46 days better known as the better half that no one has ever seen. His hobbies and interests include ... the azzuri.. riding on handlebars with no hands, videogames, frequently visiting glory holes and wredtube....he is strongly networked with tito jackson, the flanders brothers, the sementelli empire ltd.. also his dog rocky whom he strokes 36 times before going to bed goodnite whom has been left in a washing machine for 36 days prior to  chris adopting the loveable animal... he has been known to carry certain arguments with a giuseppe lizzi in which they are battling for turf wars of the parent and wyandotte corner... whom the lizzi crew has had a stronghold on for the better part of 80 years plus a day... his role models include.. spongebob squarenuts... umberto the builder... johnny the butcher... filip the ratt.. and saverio the human self pleasuring machine...