User talk:Christ on a stick

The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. - loljesus.com I will create man and woman with original sin. Then I will impregnate a woman with myself as her child. Once alive, I will commit suicide as a sacrifice to myself. This will save you from the sin I gave you.