User talk:Chrisv934

Michael Preston Daniel, the infamous goodlooking hunk of penis, is my best friend in the whole wide world. I love him more than life. But he has a few problems that one should know about: he has a rash, it's bad..., he also has a lack of bad looking friends. Chris Venatta for example might be one of the sexiest kids he knows. Daniel, also known as MD, once jumped off of a roof and died, however he was revived by a pack of Northwestern squirrels. He now has the ability to crack open acorns with his teeth. He also grew a big bushy tail, which his roomate, Patrick Wilkinson, likes to pet.