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Pullusist
Pullusist pronounciation -(Pa-lu-sist) is a new and formed religion, the worship of chickens. (Pullus)latin word for chicken. Study has shows us that chickens have been around for over billions of years dating back way before the dinosaurs and that they may not be intelligent animals but have extremely accurate photographyic memory. Pullusist is the study that if we worship them they will reveal secrets to life and imoratality. The Great and mighty "chuck" is a legend of a chicken that was the first chicken on earth and is still around today, that if we say the Pullusist prayer to him he will come before us and give us imoratlity and and reveal secrets of life to us. > Pullusists do not make statues of gold out of chickens but forbid to eat them, they say the chicken's prayer before a meal "Cock ya doodle, with a poodle to the noodle, come thy chuck" Alothough Pullusists also have a way of baptising children and other people wanting to be Pullusist. "They a feather from a young chicken and fluff it at the nose til they sneeze" after they sneezed all their sins out they are Pullusist and the Baptiser must always say "Bless you". The chicken dance is also another way to worship Pullusist and "Chuck". But how do we know if this is true or if it is just ridiculous? Alot of other religions such as cultrues in india and other european countries also carry a belief like this. An ancient Latin scroll found deep in the deserts of the safari was a story of a cave man who tried to catch a chicken for his tribe. He nearly brought the spear to his neck when the chicken said "I am chuck, thou carries the secrets of the beginning an end, thus will only reveal if thy worships thee, if thy does then thee shall live for eternity" the cave man was shocked and fell before his knees. Chuck disappeared and the cavemen told his whole tribe, who passed it down to their kids until it was written down on a scroll. from then on The Latin word "Pullus" had been turned into a religion of worshipping the chickens praying for the return of chuck to grant us all secrets and imortaility forever and in a beautiful kingdom. To discover this knew religion may seem absolute ridicoulous. i mean a chicken? seriously? but look at other facts closely and realise how we nearly underestimate every animal! The octupus is as smart or even smarter than a human. We discovered using bait and recording down its movement to get a clear understanding of its intellegence. Also recently with the chicken. we had 100 different boxes with straw inside and put one chicken in them, it laid one egg. we then took it outside for two days. When we put it back into the pen and moved the two eggs in front of it to another box. We left it again for two days. When the third time it we put the chicken in the pen it walked straight to where the two eggs were without hesitation proving it had impecable photographic memory. Bet you didnt kow that? How can we prove the scroll is even real? The scroll was found by an english professor and his architecture employees and now lies in an english muesuem past manchester. All hail chuck!