User talk:Cleverclownjobs

clown job
Clown jobs are very recent methods of sexy time. It was invented by a young man named Jorge Sterbach (pronounced Stir-a-vagg). It was actually an accident, that turned into a magical way of life.

method
Hello, and welcome to how to give a clownjob, cj, nosey or some may call it pin. Its a very simple process: Begin by picking you nose (making sure theres no boogers hairs). Take hold of the males genitalias and slowy but surely rub the tip of the penis around the edge of the nosrils. Once penis is errect, slowly slide it into the nostril. You may need to alternate between nostrils!

protection
Although it may seem like a harmless little game, you must keep in mind that this is a form of sexy time, and protection must be worn at all times. If the condom brakes then please go to hospital immediately and get tested for nostril herpes.

history
This is very common among gays as they get the feel of a vagina. Jorge was a gay man. He was touching himself one night and decided to smell his penis (it was very red and itchy) and accidently performed a clownjob on himself. He was immediately aroused and got his mother to help him try it out again.

JORGE STERBACH IS THE PROPHET OF THE SEXUAL WORLD.