User talk:ClubCharles

Please leave this line alone (sandbox heading)}} Club Charles

Club Charles a group of gentlmen founded in the 17th Century, which initially was only started so classy ivory hunters could practice their charm and cuban selection in secret location away from the dirty stock standard gentlemen better know as ADM. Thier Club grew maturally and were very content with being the most classy-est gentlemen on top of the food chain.

They were late noticed by their local government for being Very Very Classy infact so cleverly Classy indeed they posed as a threat to the nation and maybe even the world. The Government set up opteration 'Kill Class". They employeed a special team to lead this aggression on Club Charles and everything think they stood for and everything they had built. This special team was called R31 were considered to be not only the most non-clssy people on earth but also huge complusive liars and kiddy fiddlers and using these two straits together in the public eye could sometime be a horrible act to the target they were aiming to harm.

It was the year of the sloth where R31 made there main attack on the move on Club Charles credibility. Their first opertation was to go to the whores better known as the "Silvia" Where their popular status would prove as a fast move in dirt flinged words at the Moestuche of class! This dirt has spread as far as to the Opel society all the way to the Chevelle tribe of Nevada. Thus make the Ivory hunters, Club Charles member or mot, MUD.

Club Charles though did not seem fazed at all, they still stuck to their quarters discussing the likes of Moestuche grooming, proper cane and walk strids and of course the right way to swirl brandy while slaying the mighty beast that is... what ever the hell is attached to Ivory.

Soon the world had forgotten Club Charles and R31 squad had been found guilt of Child pornographic material and had been throw to the claws of the one called Pick and Payless.

Though there was a new terror in store for the world. KING KONG had been brought to New York by the cousin of the founding member of R31, they called him GTR short for Garry Theresa Roger. He had brought this wilder beast called KING KONG to civislation in hope that he would become famous like a Club Charles. But this failed when flashes from a cameras, of all things upset this beast and he went on a rampage through the city, destroying most of New York.

All this was happening, Yet Club Charles remade still still smoking their cubans, discussing the right ways to make love to three women fully clothed at the same time and making them have pleasure in a classy way at the same time. Yes they still remade quite. The Government had called on them for help, yet they remade quite, that was until the beast destroyed the local Brandy and Cuban distributing company in one of his hissy fits. This in thrawled the Club Charles leader and they would in fact move out to hunt this non-producing ivory beast for destroying the fine items a gentlemen could aquire.

Club Charles had smited this beast with 2 mins not with weapongs, not with bullets or nets but by appearing to the site of this beast so it could see how IT was not and never could be as Classy as these gentlemen. With that one thought this beast threw itself into a large spike which was actually located on the local prison as to which R31 had just been jailed at. When late question if Club Charles had planned this, they answered "No, The spirit of Class smites those who are not worthy, nothing more never more"

And thus creating the legend of Club Charles. Later in the centuries such members were introduced into the leagues, such as: Chuck Norris, Bunta Fujiwara, Gilly cause many children want his penis, axel, Old Gregg and a few other ppl were to but we do not have time to speak of as this as this is cancelling out much needed brandy swirling time.

I hope this gives some insight as to what and who Club Charles is and why you are nothing and Club Charles is everything