User talk:ClueBot Commons/Archives/Facepalms

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=Facepalms start here!=

Cluebot, you're the worst!
Cluebot is worse than SkyNet. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 69.114.127.165 (talk) 08:50, 28 May 2011 (UTC)
 * Ok, if you say so... - Rich (MTCD) T 22:43, 30 May 2011 (UTC)
 * -- The Σ talkcontribs 02:11, 1 June 2011 (UTC)

listen idiot
stop reverting what I am writing — Preceding unsigned comment added by 90.219.188.103 (talk) 21:21, 10 June 2011 (UTC)
 * You got reverted once then once again by a human. How about you don't vandalise. - DamianZaremba (talk • contribs) 21:24, 10 June 2011 (UTC)
 * - How about you read the top of the page? -- The Σ talkcontribs 02:46, 11 June 2011 (UTC)

Image related vandalism
As was seen on AN/I, a vandal plastered images of (Redacted) on a highly visible template redirect. Does CBNG detect image-vandalism? Is there any way it can be implemented to search for words in the file name like "swastika" or "4chan" and instantly revert its addition? -- The Σ talkcontribs 00:48, 19 June 2011 (UTC)
 * The bot doesn't currently do any form of image->text translation to run though the ANN. This would be awesome however I am not sure how reliable it OCR would be. I would suggest it would require separate entries in the ANN as well as article content and image content will most likely vary. While this could be implemented into the review/training/production stuff It would probably need BAG approval and a lot of training/testing. I would be interested to hear others view on it though as I'm not really aware of that much vandalism by inserting images. Another thought could be CBNG checking the image summary stuff however most images uploaded for the purposes of vandalism probably would not have this completed to a level that it would contain anything "catchable" by the bot. - DamianZaremba (talk • contribs) 06:22, 19 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Might this and this convince you? Both are very high visible templates. The rev-deleted one was vandalized with swastikas and fecal material, as stated by the admin who removed the vandalism. The names of the files are good enough, and especially because they're put on templates! -- The Σ talkcontribs 06:35, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

CluelessBot! Just undid a valid change I made to an article. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 92.8.80.75 (talk) 16:28, 19 June 2011 (UTC)
 * , so why are you telling us? -- The Σ talkcontribs 19:10, 19 June 2011 (UTC)

...
Cluebot fails.
 * I was going to revert this... but it can stay for lols - Rich (MTCD) T 10:09, 16 June 2011 (UTC)
 * With an extra to go with it - Rich (MTCD)  T 10:10, 16 June 2011 (UTC)
 * When a regular facepalm just isn't enough... -- The Σ talkcontribs 21:08, 16 June 2011 (UTC)

Cluebot, I was fixing some grammatical mistakes in Barnyard (video game). Why did you turn it back to the way it used to be? You must be a dumb robot to not know to press space after commas and end punctuations, unless it was you who did it! — Preceding unsigned comment added by 70.24.91.67 (talk) 20:28, 21 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Hello IP, if this was a false positive then please report it here so the Bot can be trained on it. Thanks.--5 albert square (talk) 20:33, 21 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Mind if I add an extra for the big flashing message saying CBNG isn't human? -- The Σ talkcontribs  20:35, 21 June 2011 (UTC)
 * Sorry but the regular facepalm just isn't enough there! IP it's more than likely that you set off one of ClueBot's filters which the Bot would then automatically revert.  As ClueBot is not human it doesn't understand things like grammar and spelling.  Just what it perceives to be possible vandalism.--5 albert square (talk) 20:55, 21 June 2011 (UTC)

Not a Clue
Cluebot you don't have a clue do you? Didn't think so. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 98.88.172.13 (talk) 00:23, 26 June 2011 (UTC)
 * -- The Σ talkcontribs 00:34, 26 June 2011 (UTC)
 * --Jcaraballo enwiki eswiki 20:33, 26 June 2011 (UTC)

You dun goofed
Welcome to Wikipedia. Everyone is welcome to make constructive contributions to Wikipedia, but at least one of your recent edits, such as the one you made to Whatever the heck my page was, did not appear to be constructive and has been automatically reverted (undone) by ClueBot NG.
 * Please use the sandbox for any test edits you would like to make, and take a look at the welcome page to learn more about contributing to this encyclopedia. Note that human editors do monitor recent changes to Wikipedia articles, and administrators have the ability to block users from editing if they repeatedly engage in vandalism.
 * ClueBot NG produces very few false positives, but it does happen. If you believe the change you made should not have been detected as unconstructive, please read about it, [ report it here], remove this warning from your talk page, and then make the edit again.
 * The following is the log entry regarding this warning: RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 was changed by 141.215.108.165 (u) (t) ANN scored at 0.914221 on 2011-06-28T18:22:03+00:00 . Thank you. ClueBot NG (talk) 18:22, 28 June 2011 (UTC)

Fricking robots, I'mma let my friend Dan magnetize you.


 * . You're funny. Actually, you can't magnetise ClueBot unless you break into ClueNet where the servers are. And in any case, you should be thanking ClueBot for cleaning up half the crap that makes it to Recent Changes with little reward. Most of it's by IPs like yourself, 141.215.108.165. -- The Σ talkcontribs 19:53, 28 June 2011 (UTC)

Dumbhead
YOU ARE A FREAKY DUMBHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DumbHead456 (talk) 23:20, 29 June 2011 (UTC)

Oh. Your point? -- The Σ talkcontribs 01:37, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

Facepalm
Facepalm -- Cobi(t&#124;c&#124;b) 07:18, 30 June 2011 (UTC)

I did not do anything wrong
Why are you editing Wikipedia? Go home to Armenia and shut your mouth. you lie and make things up. Stop now your PKK vermin. — Preceding unsigned comment added by HistorianTurkey (talk • contribs) 13:13, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
 * supreme -- The Σ talkcontribs 19:55, 7 July 2011 (UTC)

facepalm wrapped in tl?
Comparing the content removed to that archived, supreme became supreme. DMacks (talk) 21:01, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
 * It's inherent in CBIII - The bot is configured to archive conversations carrying facepalm by the archivenow parameter. CBIII converts them into tl upon archival. -- The Σ talkcontribs 21:28, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Ah I see...previous archivings were manual, so they don't have that change. DMacks (talk) 21:31, 7 July 2011 (UTC)

Can you please stop
Undoing my changes to the Ontario provincial candidates list... read gpo.ca, they have their candidates list there. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 65.95.109.43 (talk) 03:00, 8 July 2011 (UTC)
 * facepalm See that blue box at the top of this talk page, read it and do it :) - Rich (MTCD) T 13:14, 8 July 2011 (UTC)
 * I think Cobi shouldn't have removed the flashing text. -- The Σ talk<sub style="margin-left:-3.5ex">contribs 21:05, 8 July 2011 (UTC)

[A cliff is what you must fall] off!!!
Don't u dare acuuse me of being bad at editing or I'll [push you off a cliff] !!!
 * supreme -- Σ  talk<sub style="margin-left:-3.5ex;"> contribs   20:37, 15 July 2011 (UTC)

Hello, elder one...
Just to let you know that this program FAILS — Preceding unsigned comment added by 86.180.86.208 (talk) 16:28 18 July 2011
 * supreme - It's a good sign when people complain about an expert's skill at antivandalism. -- Σ talk<sub style="margin-left:-3.5ex">contribs 20:52, 18 July 2011 (UTC)

Speedy deletion nomination of Talk:Cuban sandwich/Archives/2009/August


A tag has been placed on Talk:Cuban sandwich/Archives/2009/August requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This has been done under section A3 of the criteria for speedy deletion, because it is an article with no content whatsoever, or whose contents consist only of external links, a "See also" section, book references, category tags, template tags, interwiki links, a rephrasing of the title, or an attempt to contact the subject of the article. Please see Wikipedia:Stub for our minimum information standards for short articles. Also please note that articles must be on notable subjects and should provide references to reliable sources that verify their content.

If you think that this notice was placed here in error, contest the deletion by clicking on the button labelled "Click here to contest this speedy deletion," which appears inside of the speedy deletion tag (if no such tag exists, the page is no longer a speedy delete candidate). Doing so will take you to the talk page where you will find a pre-formatted place for you to explain why you believe the page should not be deleted. You can also visit the the page's talk page directly to give your reasons, but be aware that once tagged for speedy deletion, if the page meets the criterion, it may be deleted without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag yourself, but don't hesitate to add information to the page that would render it more in conformance with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines. If the page is deleted, you can contact one of these administrators to request that the administrator userfy the page or email a copy to you. Zeng8r (talk) 02:28, 24 July 2011 (UTC)


 * Oh, now a CSD criterion that applies only to article space now applies to pages in the talk namespace? -- Σ talk<sub style="margin-left:-3.5ex">contribs 04:57, 24 July 2011 (UTC)
 * And this has what to do with CBNG? - <span style="font-family:monospace, monospace;">Rich (MTCD) T 19:03, 25 July 2011 (UTC)
 * CB III generated the page and shares the same Discussion pages. - DamianZaremba (talk • contribs) 19:27, 25 July 2011 (UTC)
 * Slap me now... duh... this is Commons not just for CBNG facepalm for me... - <span style="font-family:monospace, monospace;">Rich (MTCD) T 11:20, 27 July 2011 (UTC)

Vehari Issue
I hate Wikipedia. I have not edited as your are are laying allegation on me. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 115.186.48.223 (talk) 09:31, 30 July 2011 (UTC)
 * facepalm ClueBot never warned you... your talk page is empty and has never had any edits - <span style="font-family:monospace, monospace;">Rich (MTCD) T 22:19, 30 July 2011 (UTC)

Irrelevance
hi..good morning..regarding the jewish Dulay..well, thanks for your concern..it is not vandalism..the jewish connection..it is true....and I think our clan members in the Philippines deserve to know it...because it is our ancestry..it may be painful to some people but we have to accept the past as a fact of life. one of our sephardi jews relatives, Dante Menoza is very active in our facebook group. His family is active in Jewsih congregation in US. regards. and we are very thankful that you are guarding our wikipedia article for probable destructive entries. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 112.204.172.22 (talk) 22:04, 9 August 2011 (UTC) WINSTONS — Preceding unsigned comment added by Larryb107 (talk • contribs) 13:57, 10 August 2011 (UTC)
 * facepalm -- Σ  talk <sub style="margin-left:-3.2ex"> contribs  20:15, 10 August 2011 (UTC)

Complaints
Clubbot you think you're so special, because you have a clue about what stupid idiots told you in the past. You think I care?? I don't care you're just an ignorant as hell fool, clue bot. Your edits are pointless to your entire existence because you just don't understand the clueless christian are bot ants to. Think about it, from the book, to the person, to the preacher, to the confession booth.. hahah. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 68.54.10.11 (talk) 00:41, 25 August 2011 (UTC)
 * ... said the foulmouthed, whiny IP address. facepalm -- Σ  talk <sub style="margin-left:-3.2ex"> contribs  01:52, 25 August 2011 (UTC)

A barnstar for you!
i hate you. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 85.64.148.163 (talk) 18:15, 12 September 2011 (UTC)
 * facepalm Too bad. The bot is everywhere, so get used to it. -- Σ  talk <sub style="margin-left:-3.2ex"> contribs  02:02, 13 September 2011 (UTC)


 * I agree — Preceding unsigned comment added by 69.38.150.146 (talk) 02:01, 13 September 2011 (UTC)

h8 u
Prick. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 193.35.132.37 (talk) 11:43, 20 September 2011 (UTC)
 * supreme Σ is not home (Leave message) 15:39, 20 September 2011 (UTC)

So sorry!
In this article Coconut_custard have many wrong view between Thailand and Cambodia. I just want to write the view of Thai people, and I want many advice from you. Please to advice me! I have some question that could I separate the view between Thailand and Cambodia? I mean can I make a new page for only Thai view. This article is falsity! The user Dara make wrong view about that. --Anuwater (talk) 11:08, 1 October 2011 (UTC)
 * facepalm ClueBot is not human and therefore can't answer your question or give you advice on articles. If information in an article is incorrect then please be bold and correct it and add reliable sources to back up your information--5 albert square (talk) 23:19, 2 October 2011 (UTC)

You're a Bitch!

 * facepalm → Σ  τ  c . 19:31, 9 October 2011 (UTC)

Winnie Shaw
You are simply making a joke of wikipedia and behaving ridiculously. If it is 'vandalism' to add one single word (postumously in this instance) to make better sense of a sentence, then this wiki project is a farce and not worthy of it's status. If a person is stated to have died in 1992 but is added to a hall of fame in 2002, the word posthumously makes a better sentence. I am sorry if this appears to be "vandalism". It should also be noted that this subject was better known as Winnie Wooldridge. Adding her married name isn't vandalism either. Nor should it need citation. I shan't be bothering with this ridiculous site ever again. — Preceding unsigned comment added by 216.31.246.114 (talk) 19:21, 3 November 2011 (UTC)
 * facepalmWell, ClueBot does make mistakes every now and then as does every Wikipedia robot I think, I was about to say ClueBot's only human but of course it's not. I can only think that something in the surname or in the edit in general triggered one of the robots filters and that's what caused the reversion of your edit.  If it is a false positive then please report it here so we can train the robot.  Thanks--5 albert square (talk) 21:23, 3 November 2011 (UTC)

Garrett
Why did you change garrett's name? Handwritelou (talk) 00:56, 29 August 2015 (UTC)
 * facepalm - <tt> Rich </tt>T&#124;C&#124;E-Mail 18:03, 29 August 2015 (UTC)

E.T Atari 2600
Don't you dare try to silence the truth about the game. This is cold hard info coming from experience. Kirito174 (talk) 00:32, 30 August 2015 (UTC)
 * facepalm Look at the red box at the top of the page.--5 albert square (talk) 02:08, 30 August 2015 (UTC)