User talk:Cody Neukom

Cody Neukom was born in Nacogdoches, Texas at the local hospital on December 14, 1985 A.D. He grew up on a local 60 acre blueberry farm where he helped pick blueberries and feed the animals. While attending Martinsville Elementary School he was placed in the advanced students program. At age six he started a five alarm fire when he and another child were playing with matches near large bails of hey in one of the farms barn. Cody also started his stagemanship at age six in the second grade when he wrote an anti-pollution rap song and performed for many of the classes. Halfway though the second grade Cody and his family moved to Webster, Texas. The realization that the small two bedroom apartment was very different from the farmhouse which he came occured when Cody went to urinate on a bush in public and was swiftly corrected by his father.

Cody quickly adjusted to his new city surroundings and completed elementary, junior high school in Webster. Cody went to Clear Creek Highschool and played various athletics. Cody played varsity football for two years earning various awards and arguably broke the school record for most tackles in a season his senior yaer. He also formed a band and won the senior talent show and produced several short movies for the school filmfest. He then graduated Clear Creek Highschool with a 3.0+ g.p.a.

Cody moved to downtown Houston where he currently resides to attend Universty of Houston. Cody played for the football team at UH for one semester then joined the fraternity Tau Kappa Epsilon chapter on campus. He is on his way to earning a Psychology degree and practicing the art of being a badass.

He is known as a player to the ladies and cheated on his current girlfriend a while back ago with his ex girlfriend, which he thought was pretty classy. However, the dumbass bitch is still with him. Who knew?