User talk:Coldpancakes

The Munchies

The munchies is a medical condition. The munchies can occur when bored, hungry, tired, playing Xbox, and being high from marijuana. The munchies are not dangerous or contagious, so do not worry if you have them or a friend or loved one has them.

Signs

Some signs for having the munchies are -Being Hungry -Wanting something crunchy -Craving Junk Food -Staring at chips in a store

How to stop it.

These are some ways to stop the munchies when you have them. You can eat really any kind of junk food, or anything crunchy (besides vegetables [celery, broccoli, etc.] or anything healthy or has nutritional value. Candy can help reduce the strength of your munchies, but does not fully stop it. Chewy candy is not an accepted.

Tests

These are test results of 35 people with the munchies.(measured in %)

Hard Candy      [0][10][20][30][40][50][60][70][80][90][100] /\      Chocolate        [0][10][20][30][40][50][60][70][80][90][100] /\ Potato Chips    [0][10][20][30][40][50][60][70][80][90][100] /\ Cheese Crackers [0][10][20][30][40][50][60][70][80][90][100] /\ Doritos         [0][10][20][30][40][50][60][70][80][90][100] /\ Pizza           [0][10][20][30][40][50][60][70][80][90][100] /\ Vegetables      [0][10][20][30][40][50][60][70][80][90][100] /\ Popcorn         [0][10][20][30][40][50][60][70][80][90][100] /\ Fries           [0][10][20][30][40][50][60][70][80][90][100] /\

As the test results show, Doritos can fully heal your munchies, riding them until you are bored or high once again. If you eat vegetables, your munchies will never go away. Second best is Popcorn, the only thing is this contradicts the theory of the munchies, popcorn does have nutritional value, until you add LOADS of butter. Potato Chips work well too, because they are just fattening potatoes dipped in oil and fried. Because of this you would expect Fries to be very close, but they are not crunchy enough. Cheese Crackers such as Cheese-Its and Goldfish Can some what help, due to the cheese flavoring and the crisp. Pizza is not too helpful, but if it is very crispy, like thin crust, it is better than deep dish or hand tossed. Hard Candy is not good, it mostly just tides you over, delaying your munchie desires. Chocolate is too sweet and too soft to help you enough, unless it has peanuts inside.

Often times when you have the munchies you become very lazy, even when they are cured. A good nights rest will give you back the energy you need. When your munchies are cured Xbox or PS3 will seem like 10 times the fun.