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Emma Hurt
"Emma Hurt is the best guitar-player-slash-Coldplay-fan-slash-taco-lover-slash-person-in-general ever. The end."- Anonymous

Emma Rose Hurt was born in Eugene, Oregon, on November first, 1994. She was diagnosed with diabetes at the age of 11. She began playing the guitar at an early age, the age of ten. Her original teacher was Julie Rudolph, a guitarist-slash-photographer. By the age of eleven, she could play "Back in Black" by AC/DC, and several other Beatles songs. She began writing her own music at the age of twelve-and-a-sixteenth. The first song she ever finished was entitled "[no title.]" She is also a comedian. She enjoys food, particularly cheese. Her favorite bands vary according to the month, current lunar phase, and the tidal force. The month of August, 2008, has been a Coldplay phase. She enjoys spending time with tacos, and a boy named Wesley Ronald Lavassaur. Her favorite comedians are Chris Farley, Mitch Hedburg, Steve Martin, Demetri Martin, and Tina Fay. PICTURE SHOWN HERE:

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Her friends include Clarity the Fantastically Fantastical, Willow the Awesomely Awesome, Kelsie the Cooly Cool, Wes the WOnderfully WOnderful, and Chris Martin the Crazily Crazy (the Chris Martin bit was an amusing joke from her short tour entitled "Emma's going 'Across the Universe'.")

Emma Hurt personal quote collection:

"I like it, I like it!" --On the "Emma's going 'Across the Universe'" tour. "Uh..." -- on the "Good Morning, America!" interview [this episode was never aired due to questionable content.] "L-O-L is probably the most pointless abbreviation to ever appear on my computer screen. And I'm not JKing." --from the "Get to know Emma Hurt!!" article featured in the debut issue of RANDOM PEOPLE MONTHLY [this was never published, again due to questionable content on Ms. Hurt's part.] "Every shirt at Hollister says the name 'Hollister' on it. The place reaks so much of cologne, it should say 'I survived Hollister' on it."--from the Wal-Mart promotional commercial [this was never aired due to criticism recieved on Ms. Hurt's part due to her controversial performance.] "Yeah, I love Starbucks! It's the thing that fuels the dreams of champions! And... no matter how great it is, though, I wouldn't reccomend using it as a landmark, because there are several thousand in one state." --from the Starbucks promotional campaign, "YEARS OF GLORY AND CAFFIENE," which was never fully launched due to confict between Ms. Hurt and the at-the-time CEO of Starbucks, who was promptly fired after his conduct with Ms. Hurt. "Hohoho, awkward! That's awesome!" --on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," although this segment was never aired because of a fan who had been stalking Ms. Hurt who leapt onstage and tried to get her autograph (as a side note, it took twelve guards and a doughnut boy to pull him offstage.). "IT'S... FREAKING... BRILLIANT! That's what it is, it's absolutely brilliant!" -- at the Presidential Debate, in response to Barack Obama. This debate was not aired nationally, due to the disgraceful and inappropriate behavior of a rogue doughnut boy who was a fan of Ms. Hurt. "Scooby Doo is the most wholesome show, with monsters, I have ever seen in my entire life."-- On the pilot episode of "Celebrites gone Wild," a reality show which never completed production due to scandalous behavior of two of her co-stars, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow prior to their marriage.

Speedy deletion of Emma Hurt
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