User talk:Computing

Stephen Hawkings once said, 'God pocesses the rules to wisdom, fortune is what comes of faith'. Three light-years later in a far a distant galary near Dartford, a young prophet called Callum was born. The greats gods of Dartford (50 Cent and Tupac) hailed Callum as their saviour to the hood (ghetto). Callum literally flipped the script, transforming the internet into a wide range extra-terristial, expososed, hibernation of donkey turd.

Callum used all his efforts to ban pornography. He used advanced one-thousand-zega-byte encryption to prevent people from downloading, or even viewing naughty images. The Rebel Alliance didn't like this idea, and set on destroying Callum's Death Star. It was fortunate for them that they found a young Jedi named Luke Skyrunner. Skyrunner was the key, and using his Jedi like hacking skills, brought down the powerful encrpyion enforced by Callum.

Callum fell even deeper into the dark-side, and with his anti-porn stance, he travelled to Iraq and sold condoms on street corners to the poor. Unfortunately his business was shut down, the Iraqi Terrorist organisation found large holes in Callum's condom supply.

Callum decided to become a fireman, and then he immigrated to China and learnt Taekwondo.

Callum Mcmillan
Please stop adding nonsense to Wikipedia. It is considered vandalism. If you would like to experiment, use the sandbox. Thank you. Brookie :) - a collector of little round things! (Talk!) 12:09, 13 December 2005 (UTC)

Like the spotlight, eh?
Please stop. If you continue to vandalize pages, as you did to wikipedia:vandalism, you will be blocked from editing Wikipedia. PJM 13:51, 13 December 2005 (UTC)