User talk:Corbiehorton

Courtney Paige Kavanaugh was born off the banks of Babylon after she was abandoned by her Great Aunt Zelda. The name is of Old French origin, but was prior descended from the Latin meaning, "short". Although this Courtney is 5'3", we do believe that she has finsihed growing. When her Great Aunt Zelda found Courtney, she was infested with mites and had a chronic case of sinusitis, which required surgery immediately. After her surgery, Courtney was confused with another unfortunate-looking child named Ronnis while in the recovery room. Hence, Courtney was taken home to another family: The Kavanaugh's. There, Courtney was raised and taught many different things, such as how to milk a goat, sew her own panties, and reap the sow. In 2004, Courtney set out to find her real family, but due to her severe mental disability, she was unable to complete these tasks, so she was sent out to live in the barn and survive with the Gunea Pigs. Although it took her quite some time, Courtney eventually figured out that she could simply unlatch the gate and continue her search for her family. About six hours into her journey, Courtney was stopped by the police for indecent exposure. She was taken to the police and it was decided that her fate was in the Rolling Hills Mental Hospital for the Stupid and Incoherent in Beverly Hills, WV.

Courtey was sent back home to her "adopted family" after Rolling Hills could not tolerate her absurd behavior in 2007 and has not been seen since. It is believed that she often roams the Great Smokies with the Ape Man of North Carolina and has been caught weaving baskets underwater not far from the Smithsonian Museum.