User talk:CosmicFailure

==== Name: Niall James Horan Age: 19 DOB: 13/07/93 Star Sign: Virgo Home Town: Mullingar, Ireland Favorite Film: Grease Currently Dating: Zoe Whelan Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole Man Crush : Michael Buble Bet you didn’t know: He’d rather lick a fat man’s armpit than drown in a sea of mayonnaise. Turn-on: Hot pants, farting and being funny. Turn-offs: Birkenstock sandals, Disney films and granny cardigans.

Niall is a loyal and faithful boyfriend if he likes them. On a date he would wear a pair of jeans, black shoes, a shirt and a blazer, plus a quick squirt of aftershave. His perfect girl would be someone who can take a bit of banter and she has to be hot. He’s a closet chav. He loves to fart. He can clear a room in seconds with the foul smell.Best thing about being a boy? Chasing all the girls! Best thing about being in One Direction? That we all get along. Best cure for One Direction infection? Go to the doctor and get a jab. Favorite aftershave: Armani Mania. Favorite grooming product: L’Oreal Home Wax and Clay. PJ’s, pants or nothing in bed? Pants. Bath or shower? Shower. What mobile phone do you have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry. What do you cuddle up to at night? Recently Louis, ‘cos he’s started sleepwalking and got into my bed when we were sharing a room in a hotel. I pushed him on the floor and he sat up, put his arms out and started humming the song from The Jungle Book. It’s only recently that he’s started doing it. ====