User talk:Crazybilby

How do I get the personal appeal from Jimmy Wales banner ad back? I accidentally got rid of it and now I am missing his dreamy face :(

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I thought I already did that?

Crazybilby (talk) 16:06, 13 September 2009 (UTC)

Because I can (I'm using this instead of the Sandbox for things because I can refer back to it later)
Iona is a girl unique from every other girl simply because she is called Iona. I don't know anyone else called Iona so it's either an uncommon name or I just don't get out very often. Seriously I'm not that much of a shut-in right? Oh yeah, plus she's not to be confused with the small island off the coast of Scottland called Iona. She is most definitely not a landmass and should never be confused with one. Landmasses don't party nearly as hard as she does. She was also born with the magical ability to play the guitar and sing at the same time. She was born on September 22nd, 1995 and is currently 14 years of age. Although she is also known to be about 325 years old as well through the magic of making stuff up for fun. Vampire fanatacism rocks. After many years of rocking she currently resides in Perth, Western Australia. I have no idea how many siblings she has, if any, so they're unimportant in this article. Where are my citations? SCREW CITATIONS! I can write whatever I want this is a wikipedia article! Vandalism totally rocks.

Early years (1995–1998)
OK let's not talk about the very very start. Having been born instantly with the powers of singing and guitar playing, she released her first album "Happy 0th birthday to me". It wasn't widely recieved and the artwork was criticised for being simplistic, incoherent, and just a series of blotches and blobs made from crayons and paint. Her mother was quick to defend this saying it's the same stuff Jackson Pollick comes up with and claimed that the critics of the album cover art were not only incredibly sexist and prejudice against newborn babies, but were wasting their life talking about album cover art when that's not important, it's the music that's important. Did anyone listen to her first album? I totally did. Despite low record sales and negative reviews of anything but the actual music itself, she still made records and eventually broke into mainstream success when she turned 4.

Primary School and early High School life (1999–2008)
Yeah it happened. Do we need to discuss it? I'm... getting tired. I'm watching Pokemon. Yeah I'm lazy OK? Oh yeah, plus her singles such as "I Like Penguins" and "I read books so deal with it" went platinum within a week of being released. She struggled to deal with the fame of being a highly successful music artist and only having been in Primary school for a few days. Seriously that's a lot of pressure on a four year old. She gains serious street cred for having survived dat s***.

14th Birthday and drug addiction (2009–present)
She doesn't really have a drug addiction I just put that in there for DRAMA in this wikipedia article. Where's the DRAMA in this article? Well it's HERE. After she came down with, then overcome her crippling imaginary drug addiction she turned 14. She got a laptop.

Band members

 * Current
 * Iona H – lead vocals (1995–present)
 * Former
 * Ya Mum – bass and tromboneb (1995–1995)

Discography

 * 1995: Happy 0th Birthday to Me
 * 1996: Learning to Talk
 * 1997: Food belongs on the walls
 * 1999: Food STILL belongs on the walls
 * 2000: The Art of wall food drawings
 * 2003: I Rock Because I say so
 * 2006: Graduation
 * 2009: 14 years of ME!

Aaahhhh
OK so putting fake stuff on my talk page for categories is STILL bad! Ahhh ok I'm learning. No putting false categories on my talk page.

Pointless Manipulation of Tags
Damn straight.