User talk:Critty

Adam Maidman
Adam Maidman is a genious and a genuine hero. I strongly suggest everyone capable of it to become friends with him. His contributions to society include paper, shotguns, and rocketships. In his later years, Adam Maidman invented the internet, and was the first ever Metr-x Strongman Winner. He is an inspiration and a hero to the entire world and universe.

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