User talk:CrookieMonster

Ashley Christensen- The One and Only
Born (1998-Now)

Bio There is only one person that can crash headlong down a ski hill. That one person is non-other than Ashley Christensen. After being born from trolls she decided to make her way to civilization. So that meant going to Wyoming. As she is there she will encounter many McDonalds and Chicken Nuggets. Going through middle school was rough for her as everyone made fun of her. Sadly that still has not changed. With 1 friend she braves the maze of High School. Everyone is praying... for her car. If she crashes her car as much as on the ski course, then that car would be totaled. As being a teenager in High School, she says she has many sides, but she only has one side. That side is her sassy lady side. This is not appreciated from any polls that have been taken. In the polling of people in Wyoming, Ashley's sass is ranked the lowest out of everything. It even lost to Taylor being one of the dumbest creatures on earth.

Famous Quotes- "If I was a super hero, my super power would be eating." "I got trapped on an escalator. I was too lazy to walk." "With a chicken nugget I could rule the world." "Maddie and I went to a sewing class one time." "Why does gravity work? It is keeping me from flying." "When I ski, I either make it down the hill or I don't." (Ashley)

Accomplishments

-Bro Joe

-Almost got journalist of the year

-Most likely to crash when skiing

-Biggest blonde without being blonde

-Most chicken Nuggets eaten in one sitting