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Operation Golden Eagle wrap-up
Yeah, looks like I'm the most senior person on the Alpha Front right now so as such I am responsible for the wrap-up.

So you maybe asking yourself now what is Operation Golden Eagle? Who are the Cult of Herostratus. So for the sake of the fact that today is the first day after the siege of Jerusalem ended, here is a a tell-all about the plans and achievements of this group and much more.

Who is Saladin? Saladin, who you may or may not know by now was a Kurdish Muslim who led the opposing Muslim forces against the Crusaders occupying the Holy Land in the Third Crusade. He was the founder of the Ayyubid Dynasty and furthermore as a result Sultan of Egypt and Syria. One of his most memorable moments was his victory at the Horns of Hattin as well as his recapture of Jerusalem (also Palestine) from the Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem. Saladin in history is well known for his generosity and his chivalry as shown when he granted amnesty as well as free passage to many Catholics and the remnants of the defeated Christian Crusaders after their defeat.

Operation Golden Eagle: The name derives from the Golden Eagle which is the emblem of Saladin as well as the coat of arms in many other Middle Eastern countries nowadays including Iraq and Yemen. During the process of voting for the codename of our plans, the other side won and for a change and differentiation from our first codename (which was a person) it was decided instead that we would do a animal being the Golden Eagle given it’s association with Saladin.

Phase 1- Rising Sun: The Rising Sun is golden and associated with yellow. Also, the rising sun has usually been something of a metaphor for hope. Certain members believed the name was appropriate for their actions as it described their actions as a way of providing hope to the eragon fandom by attacking certain ‘unworthys’ (these include suethors, mpreggers, bad slashers and many other badficcers) During Phase 1- Rising Sun, the Cult of Herostratus prepared itself by marshalling it’s troops and resources on every single front. There was of course warnings in the form of the phrase ‘The sun is rising and so shall the Cult. When the Golden Eagle spreads its wings…Jerusalem shall fall’ but given the fact that you fools didn’t care which meant that it left you unable to fight back at what was to come later on.

Phase 2- Jerusalem Siege: This is where the action begins. As you know already, the codename and the entire Herostratic War had a Saladin theme. And as you may or may not know many years ago on the 20th of September, 1187 a man named Saladin who on that very day when Brisingr was released took his army to the city of Jerusalem and besieged in for many days. At Jerusalem, Saladin moved in many siege weaponry like siege towers, mangonels, catapults as well as the nasty Greek Fire. And Jerusalem fell! And Balian fell! Saladin then took the city back and purified several holy sites.

As such, to mark the anniversary of this event as well as complete individual agendas the Cult of Herostratus after gaining the golden knowledge, the ultimate weapon began the second phase. From Alpha to Omnicron, members of the Cult began it’s own siege, it’s own jihad. A siege declared against the eragon fandom and for seven days I as well as other members fought spreading the word striking fear with our weapon and burning down the sacred temples that was the ‘enjoyment of others’. And on the last day, we began our Final Assault a even greater bombardment then the other six days and an even more glorious battle! But if you are tired of our techno-babble and want to know what the golden knowledge is….it’s

Golden Knowledge OPERATION GOLDEN EAGLE: PHASE 2- JERUSALEM SIEGE
 * OROMIS DIES!!! THANKS TO GALBY!!!
 * GALBY IS STRONG CAUSE HE LEECH SEEDS DRAGON HEART OF HEARTS
 * DRAGONS ARE NOT EXTINCT
 * BROM IS ERAGON’S FATHER
 * ERAGON GETS NEW SWORD CALLED BRINSINGR
 * SLOAN IS SENT TO ELVES AND BARRED FROM MEETING DAUGHTER FOR REST OF LIFE
 * NASUADA CHALLENGES HER MOM’S COUISIN TO EMO FEST
 * ELVA KEEPS HER POWER
 * SELENA IS ABLACK HAND

Remember those who gave their lives
Today we remember those who gave their lives for our cause. Sadly despite the glorious achievement of our Operation Golden Eagle, lives were still lost as this is a war. But I would like to note that they fought brave, they fought hard and they fought like true soldiers. And in the end, they died for our cause, they died passionately and they died fighting to reach their goal. And I can tell you now, in death as with those fortunate who still live that the ends justify the means. And so let us gather together now to remember the sacrifice of these people who died for our cause.

Alpha
 * IlMaestroDiKiwi
 * SelectorInFlesh

Beta General How

Iota ValenHsuFan Blessedbydog Dragons4lyf BadWolf29 Fortsumnter110

Mu Inspiredarsonist Goldeneagle217 Shadeslayer.Mu Oromisdayag Senjuhistorian

Nu VXnuren

Xi PickyCritic

And sadly, this list may grow after a thorough check of all casualties. However, it should be noted that these brave men and women are not dead but they are complete as they have accomplished a great feat. They gave their lives for the cause of Herostratus and these names shall now be known throughout the millennia and they shall be remembered by both the enemy and the ally. And in this days of mourning will also be days of joy for we celebrate their life’s achievements be it the destruction of the fangirl plague or the achievement of eternal fame. And though they are no longer with us and no longer physically walk among us…they shall never truly leave unless those most loyal to them have left. With this to the remaining Cult of Herostratus members, let their lives be never forgotten and let their achievements inspire you to be more then you can and fight harder then ever for our great cause.

And in this melancholy moment, let us cheer ourselves up. Let us shout to the Prophet Herostratus whom they now dwell with. Let ust know that they shall never be forgotten for what they have done for us. And so with this I say with the utmost respect for their lives, awe of their achievements for us let us shout to let them know how we both grief and celebrate them! With one great voice let us shout at once!

In the name of Herostratus and the inspiration of Saladin and those who died for our cause…NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!!

Say it with me now…

NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!! NEVER SHALL THEY DIE!!!

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As a member of the Cult of Herostratus, you can enjoy excellent leisure time by helping us spread those words of knowledge on the internet while taking that one step closer to fame and fortune forever! Or you can be rest assured that the blight on your fandom trembles at your feet as you chase them away with what you have learnt! So what is this ultimate weapon which they so fear? Here is a sample of what the Cult of Herostratus does…

OPERATION GOLDEN EAGLE: PHASE 2- JERUSALEM SIEGE Cult of Herostratus
 * OROMIS DIES!!! THANKS TO GALBY!!!
 * GALBY IS STRONG CAUSE HE LEECH SEEDS DRAGON HEART OF HEARTS
 * DRAGONS ARE NOT EXTINCT
 * BROM IS ERAGON’S FATHER
 * ERAGON GETS NEW SWORD CALLED BRINSINGR
 * SLOAN IS SENT TO ELVES AND BARRED FROM MEETING DAUGHTER FOR REST OF LIFE
 * NASUADA CHALLENGES HER MOM’S COUISIN TO EMO FEST
 * ELVA KEEPS HER POWER
 * SELENA IS ABLACK HAND

At the Cult of Herostratus we are dedicated to… -achieving fame in the name of Herostratus or -wiping out unworthys that plague fandoms gone amok

But done worry all is welcome at the Cult of Herostratus whatever the reason.

But that’s not all, we are also dedicated to… -studying the Way of Herostratus -burning down sacred temples -getting called assholes/idiots/jerks etc by our victims -carrying out Cult religious duties -developing and learning new military tactics for our cause.

When you join the Cult of Herostratus today, you will be given the choice of three courses at our very exclusive and secret Herostratus Academy, Ephesus. And for this week only, the courses are half price. That’s why half price. And for those very promising students, you may even earn a Herostratic scholarship which will pay for all your fees. That is one astounding offer!

Courses offered at the academy… Commander Course: A course for all those learning to gain upper-ranked roles in the Cult of Herostratus. As a General, you will given responsibilities of administration of supply as well as military direction of the attacks on your assigned front as well as your own actions. In this Course, you’ll learn not only how to be a soldier but extra military tactics and leadership skills. Soldier Course: A basic course as a Herostratic soldier. Here you will learn all the basic skills that makes a fine Cult of Herostratus soldier including efficiently spreading the word through tactics, speed and wit. Furthermore you learn about Herostratic lore as well as weapon use. Priest Course: This course teaches you how to become a religious leader for the Cult of Herostratus. You will be educated here more in depth about the Way of Herostratus by studying books. You will be taught how to perform Herostratic rituals, assist leaders as well as basic military skills needed.

After you graduate from the academy, a qualified Herostratic Priest shall tutor you further about the Way of Herostratus to inspire your actions and well your training is complete you shall be told to burn down a building thereby becoming initiated into the Cult and becoming a fully-fledged member of the religious order. Here are a few comments from very satisfied members of the Cult whose lives have been changed…

Feedback ‘Herostratus provided me with a genuine chance to enjoy the cries I so love and practice my malice without going too far. I thank thee prophet’- Supreme Master of the Cult.

‘Before Herostratus I was all washed up when I realise that my gaming skills sucked and I couldn’t ever progress to greatness. But then he came and inspired me to take action against the game site that had so insulted me with a little game of my own. I was called a noob but who’s a noob now? Thank you Herostratus for teaching me to be proud of who I am, a noob for life!’-worstgamereva

‘The Herostratic War provides me with a chance to show off my flair at history as well as break the rules without fear as I never would in real life. It is excellent escapism! I highly recommend that people join us’- General BenFrank, famous veteran of 1st Herostratic War

‘I am a French person who loved fanfiction as well as tales of the mighty Joan of Arc. Although for sometime I was despondent at the state of my beloved fandom but then I found the Cult and learnt how I could use their weapon of word not actions to successfully deal with the problem. Without learning from them, I would not be fighting now to save fandoms as I am doing so today by spreading the word among my enemies’- lefandomsauveur

Best of Operation Golden Eagle
Go play in the road! Wow Warriorzero, you're a jerk you........................................ jerk i hate you why would you spoil harry potter and the inheritance trilogy for us you are gonna get reprted you silly good for nothing guy i want to kill you why would you do such a bad thin why mark my word: y o u

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j e r k do you hear me jerk But what really ticks me off, that you were so much of a loco, that you decided to rip off the book for people who liked the series. oh you know what, get a life!! This is a public site and is protected by the first admenent! Freedom of speech! We can say what we want and write what we want. You have the option of not reading the fanfic if you don't like it, but to "strike down those unworthy" is pointless and just plain taking it to far!

Besides it's not like were publishing these and totaly abusing the original creators of the works we base ours off of. In fact its showing our way of how we admire them and their works.

And if you have a problem with that, once again GET A LIFE! you're kind a douche, aren't you. did you really have to spoil the book for me you dub cock? ur lucky i dint rip your damn balls off NO why u hav to go and spoil it ur a butt-hole!!!! >:( idiot, don't ruin the book! dosent mean you had to ruin the book for me >c but one thing is i dint draw this and its for a good luagh uh so yeah stope commenting on my stuff becuasse you really put me in a bad mood and i dont like that what the fuck? OPERATION RUIN-EVERYONE'S-FUN-'CAUSE-I'M-A-MOUTH-BREATHING-NECKBEARD Thanks for the spoiler on Brisingr for all the poor people who didn't read it yet, THANKS FOR RUINING THE BOOK FOR ME ASSHOLE!!!!!! What the hell? What is this all about?... Losers. Really, spoiling the book for everyone who hasn't read it, remind me never to joing this cult. you lie, n00b you ruined the book!! i havnt read it you are a horible person! You should be ashamed that you have ruined the story for many people. ...IDIOT!!!! lol, i havent read the book yet!!! way to go, twit -.- hmph...

grrr... i shall kill you and eat ur liver... omg u bastard... seriously dude, just ruin the book for others...

people that right spoilerz in teh summarys so that the book gets ruined for other people is just sad and lame... go grow up. this is just pathetic... God, what is your problem? One spoiler fic is funny, in a really lame way. But this is just spamming and ruining this fanfiction site for people who actually write stuff. I don't mind being spoiled even though I haven't read Brisingr yet, but there are lots of other people who come onto this site who DO mind having spoilers shoved into their face. Any Brisingr spoilers should be clearly indicated with a 'SPOILER' in the summary, and you definitely should not submit the same thing over and over under false summaries. You inconsiderate jerk! Don't you have anything better to do with your time, like going back to kindergarten where you belong?

I didn't believe the spoilers you gave, I thought there were too crazy. Brom is Eragon's father? Selena is Brom's lover? I'm glad I stopped there, though, as they turned out to be true when I read the book. Now I come back to see the other spoilers were even worse. You should be ashamed that you have ruined the story for many people. abcddfghij/‾‾\ abcdefghij|ab| abcdefghij|ab| abcdefghij|ab| abcdefghij|ab| abcdefghij|ab| abcdefg/´¯abc¯`• abcdef/abcdefghij¯\ abced(abcdefghijklmp) abcdef\abcdefghijkl/ abcdefg\abcdefghij/ •	You are like the 3rd person that has done it. You probably want to ruin the book for people. Do you feel shame at making Paolini fans sad that you have spoiled a masterpiece for them? The Cult of Herostratus aren't made of heores, and should not give death threats. •	some person attempeted to post a comment telling all the spoilers so now i know them all and i am quite upset it has ruined the book for me completly, it was incredibly mean and they had no consideration for my feelings at all. ... dude, if you're going to pull some stupid stunt like this, at least don't be so obvious. For the love of God, putting the words "TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLLY ** TROLLY-TROLL" as your summary would have been less obvious.

And, taking a look at your profile, I see you've done this twenty-two times. If this were any morepathetic, I'd be in tears.

REPORTED, **. •	I would tell you to get a life. :) Or get laid, whichever comes first. Get a life freak..

I would probably beat you with a poker. For the love of god, stop writing. You lack talent, and seemingly intelligence, and seem to be doing this merely to spoil the new book for people who unintentionally stumble across your story. Go orment Harry Potter readers instead, you'd fit in with them. What's the point of this? All you're doing is giving yourself a bad name and making yourself look like an idiot. I'm sorry you have to stoop to such levels. Could you kindly boot yourself off of and possibly off the entire internet? You are annoying and have no class and the actual authors on this site would appreciate it if you would remove yourself and your gutter trash "stories" from our forum. GOD you are SO frikin annoying. your one of those people that no matter how many times somebody yells at it doesn't matter so im not going to bother. I am reporting you. This is not a fanfiction, but a list of spoilers. Congratulations, you have revealed the book to many people who would rather read it for themselves. Hope you're proud of yourself. Dude, how wasted is your life when you do nothing but make 78500 word stories that are simply spoilers. I need to get someone to ban you because, whether or not you use spoilers, THIS IS A WRITING SITE, not a MAKE TWENTY SPOILERS FOR NO APPARENT REASON EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE SOME IMMATURE URGE TO RUIN THE BOOK FOR EVERYONE ELSE site.

Go back to gamboy and masturbating, kid, and quit wasting other peoples' bandwidth. Go observe carnel knowledge with your maternal parental unit.

for the record, I support animal rights, and for you to make fun of people who stand up for what they believe in while you sit around and have a sick laugh ruining an expirence for someone else... WTF! Wow, you're just about the most pathetic person on the face of the planet, huh? Go screw yourself! Go attempt airbourn intercourse with a revolving tauros shaped pastry. You give a bad name to fiction writers everywhere. Clear off this site! UGH. Not funny. Not funny at ALL I'm sure even you can come up with at least one sentence that won't be a complete waste of time. IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT! Go jump off a bridge idiot! GO THROW YOURSELF IN FRONT OF A TRAIN! YOU ARE SO STUPID!! GROW UP!! Oh go get a life and grow up! You're idiotcracy is just growing by the second. You're an idiot, a horrible writer and I hope that you fall off a cliff and die. This has nothing to do with Eragon in the first place. You're even worse than an idiot, so I'm reporting you to someone better that the admins of Fanfiction. You're an idiot, and I'm reporting you. Why in the world would you put spoliers in your story purposely and not warn people about it! That is so irritating and stupid! Honestly were you dropped on you head?! Why would you want to ruin the book for some other person?! Does it give you some sick pleasure to know thatt you have messed up someone else's experience?! For the record, this is a flame, you idiot! Get a life you loser!

Your story sucked as well. your an ass for ruining thaat book... if you have no art LEAVE the site Hope you have an awful day, retard! Freaking retard lol get a life? YOUR a duch... hahaha jk but DSUDE honestly stop spoiling ... that really sucks for people who want to read the book.. Im almost done and YOU just runined it for me ..YOUR a loser .. Stop spamming communities, troll! Dude, gtfo of my community with that crap. These guys are EVERYWHERE! They spoiled it for me on FF.net. Now I see them on LiveJournal this is stupid. It isn't even a story, it's just gibberish! Good thing that I alread read Brisingr, or I'll hunt you down wherever in the damn world you are so dead.

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Go play in the road!

Wow Warriorzero, you're a jerk

you........................................ jerk i hate you why would you spoil harry potter and the inheritance trilogy for us you are gonna get reprted you silly good for nothing guy i want to kill you why would you do such a bad thin why mark my word: y o u

a r e

a

j e r k do you hear me jerk

But what really ticks me off, that you were so much of a loco, that you decided to rip off the book for people who liked the series.

oh you know what, get a life!! This is a public site and is protected by the first admenent! Freedom of speech! We can say what we want and write what we want. You have the option of not reading the fanfic if you don't like it, but to "strike down those unworthy" is pointless and just plain taking it to far!

Besides it's not like were publishing these and totaly abusing the original creators of the works we base ours off of. In fact its showing our way of how we admire them and their works.

And if you have a problem with that, once again GET A LIFE!

you're kind a douche, aren't you.

did you really have to spoil the book for me you dub cock? ur lucky i dint rip your damn balls off

NO why u hav to go and spoil it ur a butt-hole!!!! >:(

idiot, don't ruin the book!

dosent mean you had to ruin the book for me >c but one thing is i dint draw this and its for a good luagh uh so yeah stope commenting on my stuff becuasse you really put me in a bad mood and i dont like that

what the fuck?

OPERATION RUIN-EVERYONE'S-FUN-'CAUSE-I'M-A-MOUTH-BREATHING-NECKBEARD

Thanks for the spoiler on Brisingr for all the poor people who didn't read it yet,

THANKS FOR RUINING THE BOOK FOR ME ASSHOLE!!!!!!

What the hell? What is this all about?...

Losers. Really, spoiling the book for everyone who hasn't read it, remind me never to joing this cult.

you lie, n00b

you ruined the book!! i havnt read it you are a horible person!

You should be ashamed that you have ruined the story for many people.

...IDIOT!!!! lol, i havent read the book yet!!! way to go, twit -.- hmph...

grrr... i shall kill you and eat ur liver...

omg u bastard... seriously dude, just ruin the book for others...

people that right spoilerz in teh summarys so that the book gets ruined for other people is just sad and lame... go grow up. this is just pathetic...

God, what is your problem? One spoiler fic is funny, in a really lame way. But this is just spamming and ruining this fanfiction site for people who actually write stuff. I don't mind being spoiled even though I haven't read Brisingr yet, but there are lots of other people who come onto this site who DO mind having spoilers shoved into their face. Any Brisingr spoilers should be clearly indicated with a 'SPOILER' in the summary, and you definitely should not submit the same thing over and over under false summaries. You inconsiderate jerk! Don't you have anything better to do with your time, like going back to kindergarten where you belong?

I didn't believe the spoilers you gave, I thought there were too crazy. Brom is Eragon's father? Selena is Brom's lover? I'm glad I stopped there, though, as they turned out to be true when I read the book. Now I come back to see the other spoilers were even worse. You should be ashamed that you have ruined the story for many people.

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* You are like the 3rd person that has done it. You probably want to ruin the book for people. Do you feel shame at making Paolini fans sad that you have spoiled a masterpiece for them? The Cult of Herostratus aren't made of heores, and should not give death threats. * some person attempeted to post a comment telling all the spoilers so now i know them all and i am quite upset it has ruined the book for me completly, it was incredibly mean and they had no consideration for my feelings at all.

... dude, if you're going to pull some stupid stunt like this, at least don't be so obvious. For the love of God, putting the words "TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLLY ** TROLLY-TROLL" as your summary would have been less obvious.

And, taking a look at your profile, I see you've done this twenty-two times. If this were any morepathetic, I'd be in tears.

REPORTED, **.

* I would tell you to get a life. :) Or get laid, whichever comes first.

Get a life freak..

I would probably beat you with a poker.

For the love of god, stop writing. You lack talent, and seemingly intelligence, and seem to be doing this merely to spoil the new book for people who unintentionally stumble across your story. Go orment Harry Potter readers instead, you'd fit in with them.

What's the point of this? All you're doing is giving yourself a bad name and making yourself look like an idiot. I'm sorry you have to stoop to such levels.

Could you kindly boot yourself off of and possibly off the entire internet? You are annoying and have no class and the actual authors on this site would appreciate it if you would remove yourself and your gutter trash "stories" from our forum.

GOD you are SO frikin annoying. your one of those people that no matter how many times somebody yells at it doesn't matter so im not going to bother.

I am reporting you. This is not a fanfiction, but a list of spoilers. Congratulations, you have revealed the book to many people who would rather read it for themselves. Hope you're proud of yourself.

Dude, how wasted is your life when you do nothing but make 78500 word stories

that are simply spoilers. I need to get someone to ban you because, whether or

not you use spoilers, THIS IS A WRITING SITE, not a MAKE TWENTY SPOILERS FOR

NO APPARENT REASON EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE SOME IMMATURE URGE TO

RUIN THE BOOK FOR EVERYONE ELSE site.

Go back to gamboy and masturbating, kid, and quit wasting other peoples'

bandwidth.

Go observe carnel knowledge with your maternal parental unit.

for the record, I support animal rights, and for you to make fun of people who stand up for what they believe in while you sit around and have a sick laugh ruining an expirence for someone else... WTF! Wow, you're just about the most pathetic person on the face of the planet, huh?

Go screw yourself!

Go attempt airbourn intercourse with a revolving tauros shaped pastry.

You give a bad name to fiction writers everywhere. Clear off this site!

UGH. Not funny. Not funny at ALL

I'm sure even you can come up with at least one sentence that won't be a complete waste of time.

IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT

IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT!

Go jump off a bridge idiot!

GO THROW YOURSELF IN FRONT OF A TRAIN!

YOU ARE SO STUPID!! GROW UP!!

Oh go get a life and grow up!

You're idiotcracy is just growing by the second.

You're an idiot, a horrible writer and I hope that you fall off a cliff and

die.

This has nothing to do with Eragon in the first place. You're even worse

than an idiot, so I'm reporting you to someone better that the admins of

Fanfiction.

You're an idiot, and I'm reporting you.

Why in the world would you put spoliers in your story purposely and not warn

people about it! That is so irritating and stupid! Honestly were you dropped

on you head?! Why would you want to ruin the book for some other person?!

Does it give you some sick pleasure to know thatt you have messed up someone

else's experience?! For the record, this is a flame, you idiot! Get a life

you loser!

Your story sucked as well.

your an ass for ruining thaat book... if you have no art LEAVE the site

Hope you have an awful day, retard!

Freaking retard

lol get a life?

YOUR a duch... hahaha jk but DSUDE honestly stop spoiling ... that really sucks for people who want to read the book.. Im almost done and YOU just runined it for me ..YOUR a loser ..

Stop spamming communities, troll!

Dude, gtfo of my community with that crap.

These guys are EVERYWHERE! They spoiled it for me on FF.net. Now I see them on LiveJournal

this is stupid. It isn't even a story, it's just gibberish!

Good thing that I alread read Brisingr, or I'll hunt you down wherever in the damn world you are so dead.

GAH! i haven't read Brisingr yet! no! u wrecked it for me!

this is really, fricken stupid/annoying.. I mean, seriously D:

You are really annoying. I decided to test my little theory, and looked at all of your "stories". Apart from one, they're all the same, spoiling, stupid mess. Thank gosh I read Brisingr already. But still, get a life.

You call this a story? I wouldn't call it a piece of junk

I'd say the only funny thing you wrote in there was the "Emo Fest" Other than that its just pretty clear that you need to get a life and need to stop ruining this for the unfortunate few who haven't read the book yet. Lucky for me, I'm not one of them.

What the Hell!

DAMN YOU!!! WHY SPOILERS!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!

ONE WORD…FAGOT

econd, this inbred shitstain is nothing more than a spammer who must have no life because all he/she/it does is sit in front of a computer posting ** and spam over and over again. This buttmuncher has an IQ smaller than their shoe size and the maturity level of a five year old. My suggestion would be to get a job and to get a girlfriend, you twaddling idiot.

Burn in hell F U C K E R !1

YOU EVIL SPOILER(even though ive already read brisingr) BUT YOURE STILL AN EVIL SPOILER!

What the hell is this?/

You idiot. Go find something better to do than post Brisingr spoilers.

You're lucky I'v already read the books, otherwise I would have to bite your head off for posting these spoilers up. |3\

You are a asshole

why﻿ did you have to reveal what happens in brisingr? why? are you trying to be funny? how the hell can you live with yourself knowing you did something like that?