User talk:Ct1993

SEA BEARS The sea bear is a bear that is around 1-2 inches in height and weighs on average 2 tonnes. There are 7 known sea bears in the world ........most who live in andrew's bedroom. Sea bears were solely responsible for the dramatic decrease in elephant population over the past 6 years because they ate them all. The king of the sea bears is me ......although andrew thinks it is him. 7 million sea bears are thought to exist world wide but they live in little holes and stuff. Their known hobbies are playing ping pong, having tea with octopussycats and eating elephants. The best sea bear ever is called pedro the great...he was 3 inches tall and had seven hundred wives in his million year lifespan. He was really cool. Jamie was the only person ever to outrun a sea bear but he got eaten after because of his insolence. He was then regurgetated and made a full recovery. Dougie said that sea bears were not real so pedro ate most of him 2 years later and told his people ......."i eat him, dougies knob is really choadish though .....yum yum'. Sea bears fur is made out of titanium and gold alloy which is inpenetrable. It has a rough texture like paint brush bristles. Sea bears are formed by polonium 2-10, squirells teeth and compound x being mixed together at a temperature of 6 billion degrees.

SUPER POWERS- sea bears have the ability to fly in the sky like a bumblebee. They can also eat 7 packets of space raiders at once. They are also really smart and can do all the times tables.....u to 7. WEAKNESSES- none STRENGH- sea bears can lift up dinosaurs with there left pinky. They can bench press 32kg ....ON EACH ARM!!! and squat with 6 billion tonnes. REPRODUCTION- with tongues. DANCE SKILLS- they can moonwalk and are better than michael jackson. FAVOURITE FOOD- Elephants and chocolate hamster with waffles

All this evidence aside, it turns out sea bears are not real.