User talk:Ctschmidty

Christopher Thomas Schmidt was born on January 15, 1990. His mother is Tamara Berntsen, and his Biological father is named Timmothy Schmidt. Tim was a real dick though, so Tamara divorced him in May of 1994. Chris has been raised by a stand in fatrher, named Bill Thompson, who was born in New York, and eventually ended up in Washington state, where Chris, Tamara, and Bill currently preside.