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Glys Rover AKA attention seeking drama queen
Born: Unwanted : Found August 23rd 1996 Gender : Unknown

Glys William Rover was born an accident of a swingers party. The sheer amount of LSD taken that night has attributed to Glys' affliction. His father, who never mentions him or acknowledges him has fervantly denied he is the biological father of this unwanted specimen. Although technically born a male, he was in fact born with lactating breasts which were believed to have helped nourish 1000's of the african population. He later had these surgically removed and are now displayed at cardiff museuem.

At the age of 19 he was aggressively power bombed in the anus which solidified his role in the gay community.

You may know Glys from his tragic hair piece which is believed to have been donated from Chuck Norris' gooch back in 2010. He has recently spent vast quatities of money making it his own and desperately trying to remove the ginger. It has been said that Rhys' own hair follicles have rejected, as has society.