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Crap-Parking.com is the complete encyclopaedia of damn awful parking from every corner of this revolving sphere we call earth. Submitted by some of the world strangest characters that site has progressed from the a tiny rarely viewed waste of internet space to the global phenomenon that is view by thousands, nay millions of people from around the world!

In the Beginning
In the beginning there was man (and presumably woman!) and once he had got his act together and made some clothes he then invented the wheel. Several years passed by and the wheel eventually got pushed to the back of the garage along with the Soda Stream and the Space Hopper, but in 1951 a young unemployed man called Burt Reynolds was hired to clear out the garage, only to find the wheel covered in dust at the back and concluded this was the final missing piece to a project he had been working on called the motorised Automobile. From then the car was born! (probably!)

The Start of Bad Parking
Bad parking first originated in the US some time in the mid 60's by an Elvis A Priestley who whilst on a fast food binge selfishly mounted the curb and parked on the pavement right outside a local public convenience after experiencing a bout of sudden and explosive squits