User talk:Cyde/Admin criteria

Oo oo oo, I've got another one! How about: "Must speak at least three languages." Or something like that. Grand master  ka  02:00, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
 * So.. I was reading this, and as I went down, was grumbling "is he serious...?" and then got past about 10 and realized.. ok.. this was a joke, wasn't it.. (I hope) -Goldom (t) (Review) 08:38, 16 June 2006 (UTC)

Is there anyone who satisfies your criteria? -Ambuj Saxena (talk) 18:38, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Does anyone who claims he/she satisfies #19 need to provide reliable sources? -Ambuj Saxena (talk) 19:40, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
 * If you'll notice, #16 is the requirement for being a U.S. President. I'm not sure if anyone has dreams in Wikisource or has "root on Wikipedia's servers" (whatever that means.) And anyone know how long U.S. copyright law is? That'd take a long time to memorize... Grand  master  ka  18:56, 16 June 2006 (UTC)


 * I find #11 #12 to be almost as harsh as the U.S. copyright memorization, myself. Grand  master  ka  18:58, 16 June 2006 (UTC)
 * I doubt Cyde has completed #19. ILovePlankton 00:27, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
 * I want to know how to pull off #21. KillerChihuahua?!? 09:36, 27 June 2006 (UTC)
 * Me too. ILovePlankton 17:28, 27 June 2006 (UTC)

How exactly does one fulfill #27? Do you have to let everyone edit you? --Mr. L e fty Talk to me! 02:35, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
 * everything below #4 looks like a joke to me.-- A c19  83fan  19:20, 2 July 2006 (UTC)

How will he know if you fulfill #12? He doesn't go to my school. He doesn't know the names of every single editor on RfA.-- C J   King  04:18, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Ideas

 * 1) Must have a vocabulary of at least 100,000 words
 * 2) Must be able to recite every line Jack Bauer has ever uttered
 * 3) Must have blonde hair, blue eyes
 * 4) Must have a bra size of at least 36 C or a penis size of at least 7 inches (or both, unless the candidate is a male over 400 pounds)
 * 5) Must not have a "quick strike".

&mdash; Deckill e r 19:38, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Ha ha!
I'm right with you ;) delldot | talk 23:32, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Criterion 6
I would have thought something along the lines of "Fix a speedy candidate to FA standard" would be a bit more appropriate. I think your standards are slipping, if you don't update them regularly you will be letting any old riff-raff to become great. James086 Talk 02:32, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Absolutely lovely!
And I suggest we employ similar criteria for registering an account in the first place :) &gt;Radi a n t &lt;  10:53, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmm

 * 1) check
 * 2) check
 * 3) check
 * 4) ~check
 * 5) check
 * 6) Sort of.
 * 7) Almost.
 * 8) you didn't say how positive, did you? check.
 * 9) check
 * 10) Will have by next week, if you like...
 * 11) check (Got VF open sourced)
 * 12) Irrelevant (make that check or uncheck as you see fit)
 * 13) Depends on what you call substantial part.
 * 14) My uncle is, does that count?
 * 15) Something like that.
 * 16) I have do have nethack on my computer, don't get greedy
 * 17) check
 * 18) Does exomemory count? if so, check.
 * 19) ~check
 * Ok, no problem (~check)
 * 1) Maybe I do, maybe I don't. (~check)
 * 2) No idea, never tried.
 * 3) fortunately, no.
 * 4) does exomemory count? If so, check.
 * 5) check
 * 6) I haven't requested that yet, I see no need. (Could make it ~check if required perhaps)
 * 7) You didn't specify the server size or scope of backup. Check.
 * 8) But of course, Check

Wow, I meet so many of those... scary. --Kim Bruning 16:27, 24 April 2007 (UTC)

Policy
This should be made policy. :P Yonatan talk 02:10, 17 May 2007 (UTC)