User talk:DH Invictus

Colton crawford is one crazy mofo. he was born on march 14 ninety ninetey. he was the second shooter on the grassy nole. he single handedly bested the entire world at checkers. in tekken;unleashed, the unlockable character is colton crawford. but only colton crawford is skilled enough to unlock himself. then he sidekicks the playstation back to japan. his tears can cure cancer, but to bad he never cries. HE ONCE KICK A FAT MAN NAMED GUILLET IN THE BALL SACK. Colton Crawford, friend of Joel page, brother of carly page, girlfriend of preston topping, friend of brett brown, mortal enemy of mark flaman, once beat lance armstrong in a "who has more testicles contest"... he won by five.