User talk:DRBARONVONLUDWIG

by DR Baron Von Ludwig

Cult Leader Siezes East Cost

It has emerged recently that a new cult has risen in America and Mexico. It's supreme leader of this organisation, one Adam Brewin, has recruited a large number of individuals (believed to be around 10,230) whom worship stationary. They believe that stationary has given birth to communication and life since the beginning of time itself (after all caveman had his paints and rocks, we have our pens Adam Brewin cites).

The cult is calling for the banning and overall destruction of computers, believing that they are destroying stationary culture, rather than being a new form of it. In a remote village in America (name hidden for legal purposes) the inhabitants have resorted to burning their computers in a mass orgy of fire. Many of the inhabitants wear red and pens strapped to their bodies. Local congressman have condemned the actions, but Adam Brewin has failed to listen. Is this a conspiracy or something far less sinister (a joke gone to far maybe?)

A file photo is shown at the URL below http://students.washington.edu/ubes/photos/2002.Winter/Chris%20gone%20insane%20-%201.jpg

For more information on this bizarre case email me at blowfishgames@yahoo.co.uk.