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J-BLUNT (JESUS-BLUNT) The bud every stoner dreams of smoking!

The J-BLUNT has been told as a story of myth which has been passed throughout history. Notably spotted in the times of Jesus Christ and the Roman Catholic Church, The Middle ages of Europe, the creation of Buddhism in Ancient China, The Renaissance, The American Revolution, World War II, the 1960's in the U.S., and many more spottings of it.

The J-BLUNT has been described as Marijuana rolled in papers of various Historical Artifacts. It has been said to have been started with the scraps of papers that had the writings of Jesus Christ on it. In scriptures discovered years later after being wrote and maintained till this day have evidence that Jesus himself smoked this blunt of mystery and was unable to describe the feeling and changed his mindset from that moment forth. Records show that Roman officers searched areas where Jesus stayed and found nothing even closely resembling the J-BLUNT. It is believed that after the crucifixion of Jesus the "J-BLUNT" disappeared from history. Siddhartha Gautama would be the next notable individual to have discovered the artifact. His records show that the marijuana of the J-BLUNT never stopped burning. He rolled papers from which he wrote the Four Noble Truths on around the remaining paper left from Jesus's writings. He describes the taste of the hit as something that should not be allowed to be had by human beings. Rumors have spread that once Siddhartha smoked from the J-BLUNT he achieved what he calls Nirvana. Ever since that moment he searched to find Nirvana once again. After that records were discovered that were recorded by Leonardo Divinci. He discovered the J-BLUNT while creating what we now know today as the Divinci code. Many believe that the code was completed while Divinci was on the high of the J-BLUNT which is why no one has been able to discover its code. These people also believe that if someone examined the code while on marijuana high they would understand the code perfectly. Also rumor has it that the Divinci Code itself is an enormous riddle in order to find the J-BLUNT once again. After Divinci smoked the J-BLUNT and created his elaborate code, the blunt was lost once again. Divinci recorded that after smoking such a magical object he believed that his life was whole and he could fail in every way he knew and wouldn’t care one bit. He stated he would never be the same again. During the American Revolution records from Thomas Jefferson's journal stated that shortly into the year 1776 he discovered what he described as a special form of tobacco. Knowing that this “tobacco” was something special and did not want this knowledge to spread. Jefferson stated that while smoking the J-BLUNT behind his log cabin he reached such a deep state of thought that he needed to express his thoughts and ideas on paper. After he wrote for 6 hours straight while continuously smoking the J-BLUNT he passed out. When he woke up he read this incredible piece of literature we now know as the Declaration of Independence. This declaration inspired all of the 13 colonies to stand up and fight back. This now patriot group fought against the British to win their independence. Jefferson took a piece of paper torn from the corner of the Declaration of Independence to continue the J-BLUNT. Jefferson after being amazed at what he could produce on such an amazing substance, he recorded that his life was much happier for the rest of his life. Once he passed away the J-BLUNT once again vanished. One of the more recent sightings of the J-BLUNT has been with none other than Bob Marley. Bob Marley looking for some form some sort of inspiration for his music when the J-BLUNT revealed itself and once again was discovered. Bob Marley just thought it was his lucky and he found a simple blunt. What he didn’t realize is that this was no ordinary blunt. After seeing a state of mind and a high he never believed to have existed. Soon after his music his ideals of peace and love became so much clearer and more powerful. Every time he wrote a song down on a piece of paper, he tore a piece from the corner and continued to roll into the J-BLUNT. It is believed that every image of Bob Marley smoking a blunt was found it was the same blunt. Marley smoked that blunt for the rest of his days with the same belief of “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”. Many more stories can be told of the J-BLUNT and its mysterious secrets behind it however more research is needed to be done in order to find out the complete accuracy of this wonderful object's past.

Imagine Marijuana that when smoked the hit is the easiest to inhale and has a delicious unimaginable taste to it. This mythical bud burns so slow that it has lasted since the times of Jesus and will be able to burn for many more millennium to be.

Recently many marijuana smokers of modern times have claimed to have discovered the J-BLUNT. However these claims have been proved to be a fraud. One group of pot smokers after reading about such an amazing and influential object began to grow and cross breed different strands of marijuana to develop a slow burning and tasteful bud.