User talk:Daithi5

Barry Chan was born November 19th 1986. He was raised and still lives on the mean streets of Avonbeg Drive, otherwise known as "stabcity" or "drugsville". Despite being surrounded by dangerous and treacherous aspects of life, he has never been inticed by such things and has always done his part for the neighbourhood. On many occasions he has taken it upon himself to re-furbish the area such as decoration. Sublime artistry can be seen such as "Bazza was ere" or "dave connolly,the best player ever".

Barry has many influences in his life such as the great Francis Jeffers, Cartman and most recently a Vincent Van der Berg. All of whom have shown Barry, or The Amazing Asian as he is better known that you do not need talent to succeed. This is something that Barry has really taken on board as poor Barry has not been blessed with the riches of talent that others have. No, poor Barry has learnt that he does not need talent to succeed, he simply puts those who have talent down in order to feel better about himself. A great philosophy which must be admired.

As a star in his current television documentary, "The life and times of Barry Chan" in which he plays a lighthearted comic role he has come to live with the constant attention he receives from the opposite sex. Having had brief romances with a number of infamous "beauties" like Mandy the "Maneater" and "Debs Girl" he has chosen now to live a life with only 1 love in his eyes. For Barry could never love anybody but himself. Many women have tried but all have failed to live up to the high standards he has set them.

There is a famous saying that a dog is man's best friend. A saying which Barry does not abide by, for he gave away his dog of many years as he got bored with it. Don't let this fool you however, he does have a caring side. He once took care of a hamster and a goldfish too off his own back. Unfortunately both suffered unfortunate deaths. (No more information can be given however as court proceedings are still ongoing.)

He has a strong family tie as well, you just have to ask his Uncle. The same uncle whos leg was broken in a "play fight" by Barry. And yes, the same uncle whos was almost thrown over a balcony in another of those infamous "play fights". In truth however, Barry will always be known for his childish antics and self promotion.