User talk:Daknickerbeachesarmad

November 2018
Your account has been blocked indefinitely because the chosen username is a clear violation of our username policy – it is obviously profane, threatens, attacks or impersonates another person, or suggests that you do not intend to contribute positively to the encyclopedia (see our blocking and username policies for more information). We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia, but users are not allowed to edit with inappropriate usernames and we do not tolerate 'bad faith' editing such as trolling or other disruptive behavior. If you think there are good reasons why these don't describe your account, or why you should be unblocked, you are welcome to appeal this block – read our guide to appealing blocks to understand more about unblock requests, and then add the text at the end of your user talk page. Longhair\talk 17:42, 4 November 2018 (UTC)

First, I still don't know what profanity you're talking about, and I don't think you're a bot, so you should be able to give me some explanation, and yet you aren't for some reason. Second, I don't know how to change the username by myself and I could make another one. Would you settle for something like "Daknickerbeachesbemad"? It's simmilar to the first one, so that people still know who I am, but it's different and hopefully not "profane" anymore. Third, sure, I can tell you why I came here. I found the term "coalburner" on a website and I had no idea what it meant. I found out on Wikipedia that that's a machine that burns coal like an engine. It made little sense, but I was happy with the meaning until I double-checkef on UrbanDictionary, and it mean something else too. I will not say what, because I'm quite paranoid about not being "profane" again, but I wanted to wrie an article about it. Your "Coal burner" article should have one of those "(Disambigusation)" links and another article. This is what I came here to do and this is why I made the account. Will you please unblock me now or at least give me useful further instructions? Daknickerbeachesarmad (talk) 11:29, 5 November 2018 (UTC)


 * You were never blocked by a bot, but by another human, in this case . As you are blocked, the only way you can change your username is to request a new one as instructed in your block notice.  However, you will not be allowed to have a username that reads as and is clearly intended to be "The nigger bitches be mad" or "are mad" in any form.  Wikipedia has users from all over the world from all races, gender and backgrounds at least some of whom would be offended at having to see your name in edit histories and talk pages.  Offensive names are not permitted per the username policy. Wikipedia is not for documenting the urban meaning or street meaning of various words, unless that meaning is documented in independent reliable sources.  331dot (talk) 11:36, 5 November 2018 (UTC)


 * I suspect this account is a sock, having been blocked in and around the same time as many other socks were active. -- Longhair\talk 11:38, 5 November 2018 (UTC)

Jesus Christ! Dude, okay, you are clearly not a bot. I had no intention to say such bad words but I see where the accusations of profanity come from now. You're right, it was my mistake. It was randomly generated, but still, I should have been more careful. I feel like I'm going to throw up. This is unbelievable. In any case, to avoid further damage, I retract my unblock request. I guess I won't have an Wikipedia account and won't contribute, at least not any time soon. I am deeply sorry for any damage or waste of time I am responsible for. I will go now, but for the record, I have a question: what if somebody chooses "Niger" as their username? Niger is a country! It may be profane in Spanish, but it's innofensive and quite important to English. What if somebody is named "Schwartznegger"? You do know what "schwartz" in German and "ne**er" allude to, right? You may think that your online encyclopedia is orderly, bit it sems like a chaotic mess from the outside. I'm off. This is too hard. Daknickerbeachesarmad (talk) 11:51, 5 November 2018 (UTC)