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Speedy deletion nomination of Galf


A tag has been placed on Galf, requesting that it be speedily deleted from Wikipedia. This has been done under section G1 of the criteria for speedy deletion, because the page appears to have no meaningful content or history, and the text is unsalvageably incoherent. If the page you created was a test, please use the sandbox for any other experiments you would like to do. Feel free to leave a message on my talk page if you have any questions about this.

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GALF
It all started when some boy meant to say that he was going to "Golf" practice, but he accidently said "Galf", or so we thoguht. The kids' name was TJ O'Donnell III. He says it in a very weird voice, but yet, somehow, funny. There are many definations for the word Galf. They are as listed: : a retarded fool who makes idiotic remarks. the stater of obvious things or make mistakes on well know things. :A person who argues every fact, says things that nobody wants to hear, and often goes weeks without going to the bathroom.

Justin: I had a galf in my class today that tried to tell me that the color black, was actually the color white Mark: What'd you do about it? Justin: I spat on him

Otherwise known as a 'taint'.

"If you don't give me some doritos you're going to get punched in the Galf."