User talk:Damiankh

Allen Cadle, A former Day to Day Republican, Allen created the all boys Young Republicans of Cross Lanes. The organization was met with harsh criticisms because Mr Cadle was accused of being a radical right wing nut job. After his mild success in politics, Cadle went to become a mechanic, specializing in RC cars. Allen soon grew tired of being a mechanic on such small objects, and he wanted something better and BIGGER in his life. He chose to become a UFC fighter using the stage name ANGUS. He quickly moved to the streets of the West Side in Cross Lanes and bacame caught up in the gang life of the area. Being of Middle Eastern descent, Allen loved the Thug Life. In one rare interview of the obese ANGUS, Allen mentions " Ay pine bitch put those Doritos down, they be Pine as hell!" Allens first fight was against the infamous Jesse "the quazymoto" Gilpen, with whom he narrowly won. Allen started off the fight by quickly gouging Jesse's bug eye, but was quickly overcome. Jesse used the reverse lasso move in where he flailed his arms until they stretched out like putty and then roped them around allens neck where Allen was soon choked out. After being thrown on the grown and humiliated by the whole crowd, ANGUS got up and knew he had to prove something to the hunchback of noterdame. He first started his cycle of chinderdalls. He got BIGGER and he got STRONGER and FASTER through the next 8 weeks. He soon began the famous "roid rage" error. He would lash at his father for eating his food. Finally his father realized that the chinduerdepaws were in his presence and were soon flushed down the toilet, along with his bigmacs and foot fetish pornography. Even to this day, the late and great ANGUS roams the streets of Cross Lanes. It is soon to be found out his debut album "Born fast Die fast" will be released June 16th.