User talk:Danstrunk

Dan Pinto, Dan Pinto is the creator of everything... Like dah wheel and the bicycle... First he started out wit dah square but Dan was like "WTF is this it doesn't roll!" So then this smart motherfucker came up wit dah octagon and was like" Ay, I almost got it I could flow wit diss!" Dan was eating pinto beans and one rolled on the table and he told his girlfriend, its gotta be round jus like pinto bean kinda like me a fat asshole... Back in uhhh 97 i was picked up by Fox, then they dropped me. It's ok cuz i ride wit fit, animal, and uuhhh... deco.