User talk:Darkmatter111

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You know, we get a dozen hoaxes like that every day, and while I'm confident that you think it's original and funny, I can assure you, having deleted hundreds of them, that it is neither.

The Uninvited Co., Inc. 02:46, 1 May 2010 (UTC)