User talk:Davemartino

Lion-snakes
Lionsnakes, cousin to the tigersnake, appear in office building in downtown Chicago wherever you see young men with crayons. They have been known to fight or play with their fins.

If you see a lion-snake, or a tigersnake, quickly capture it and mail it to us. Of course, so we may see it.

We will examine the specimen for its size and weight, and we wish to learn more about them and make friends with them.

Lion-snakes were invented by Jorge in Chicago.