User talk:DavidHolton

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Garethitis “Garethitis can be temporary or permanent affliction” Garethitis is an affliction or syndrome based upon an involuntary reflex to blurt out the 1st and worst pun or joke that comes to mind in any particular situation, be it informal or social situations. Garethitis can affect both the female and male genders, but is more commonly found in males. The Gareth-esque comment will be neither appropriate or funny. It will often re-occur and suffers from the law of diminishing returns, Some psychologists believe it to be a sub form of tourettes syndrome. In that the more often you hear someone affected by Garethitis, the less likely you will find their comments to be funny or witty, on the off chance it was barely funny or appropriate in the 1st place. Garethitis is an infectious syndrome. The main host Gareth will always be the worst offender, but those around him, once they catch Garethitis will continue to make Gareth-esque comments that make no sense and are wildly out of context. The only known cures to get rid of Garethitis is a partial lobotomy or to be funny in the 1st place, thus being impervious to the host carriers god awful comedy.