User talk:David winton

David Winton is the greatest person ever. His level of awesomeness can be determined by the following equation $$ D = AVid $$ Where D is David's degree of awesomeness, A is the sum of the absolute value of everyone else's awesomeness, V is the number of hours of sleep he has gotten, d is infiniti, and i is an imagenary number (because noone can be as great as David is).

His hobbies include eating and being awesome.

See also: Greatest David Postulate David Theorem