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Grandma Lee
Grandma Lee was born in Jacksonville, Florida. (1934). She married a career Marine, Ben Strong, and spent the next 20-plus years raising their four children and traveling around the world. As her kids grew up, Lee worked a series of jobs, including newspaper reporting and as a phone operator for directory assistance. In May 1995, Lee lost her husband to cancer. To help her manage, Lee began attending a local comedy workshop. Since then she has been making people laugh all around the country.

Americas Got Talent
Lee is a contestant on Americas got Talent. She is a stand up comdedian who always gets the votes of America. She is very funny and she is really good at what she does. She is currently one of the Top 10 contestants on the show. Her goal is to help older people realize that it's never too late to follow your dreams.

Audition
In her audition, her best joke was: "I've decided when I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes sprinkled over the Krispy Kreme. That way I know my fat daughter-in-laws will come down and visit me a couple times a week." At the end, the crowd was chanting VEGAS VEGAS!! The judges complimented her very highly. They said that they loved her timing, the material was great and that it was an honor to have her on the show. She was awesome!

Quarter finals
In the quarter finals, Grandma Lee starts with the Jokes about the two male judges, Piers Morgan and David Hasselhoff. She gradually started taking out Piers's shorts and took out the Hoff's underwear. She once again wows the judges into caling her very naughty! She only has one word for her performance and she said that it was awesome!!

Top 20
"CUT THE CRAP!" The first line she said after two guys danced in front of her shirtless. In her act, she talks about Brack Obamas stimulus package, her ex-husband, and even Kevin Skinner who is one of the other contestants on the show. She pulls her pants off and she finally got Piers Morgen's shorts. Once again. she thinks that it was awesome! She gets a standing ovation from the crowd.

The Finals
Grandma Lee gets one last chance to earn the one-million dollars. She has this last performance and the rest is up to America. She contined with the Piers and David jokes. Her entrance was that she was being pregnant and being hauled by "egyptians". She made a ryan seacrest joke also along with a bunch of others. Piers calls her a shamless hussy too. She gives the performance of her life.