User talk:Dee95

hello, here we are!!! Sex idol of the 60's, Dee was the REASON for WoodStock. Don't be fooled by appearances, Dee may seem to be girl of 15 but is infact over 50. Some of Dee's favourite pass times is fooling her friends into doing the most stupid things (things that they will regret not long after) and using her psychic abilities to bring people back from the dead. Francis is evil. See? Psychic abilities! HOMG! AVOID AT ALL COSTS, SHE WILL SQUEASE THE JUICE FROM YOUR VERY EYEBALLS! From past experience, Deanna will proceed to lightly garnish your cornea, and serve on a platter alongside antipasto. Do not accept any food she offers as it may well be poisoned with extract of oyster. True story.

definition of Francis: dont be fooled by his mild mannered exterior, there is a devil lurking within >:O he is the definition of evil and his passtimes include singing quite loudly to rick astley and hip bumping to the music.

example: omg that guy is so evil, and hes hip bumping to rick astley!! he must be a francis

all of this is written by francis, and evil evil person >:D

All about Francis ...
Francis is an evil person (if you hadnt gathered that upon seeing hi, because trust me, he may look like a normal non-evil person, but what lurks within is the most evil of evil, the worst of the worst, the scum on the heel of my boots.) that is francis.

he is obsessed also with rick astley and has terrible eyesight.

he enjoys being evil and telling people he has broken body parts in an attempt of pity.

he injects botox into his fingers because he thinks its "cool"

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despite all that i have written above, francis is actually a really nice guy and he is pretty cool too and a really really good friend. therefore u must befriend him or he will kill u (jks) and oh yeah did i mention i love him? <3

Infact, he loves me too. Very muchly :) But not as much as Rick Astley ;) that was from francis, the devil himself btw :p he wrote that last line XD )

darn u rick astley!! XP jokes :p haha

lol i love rick astley too :) hes a legend :D <3

btw did i mention that francis is crazy?? and very very evil (but not as much as me) whenever a phone conversation is held it begins with the chiming tones of rick astley and his hit "Never Gonna Give You Up" followed by "hahahahaha" and then the conversation begins....