User talk:DeepThoughtSoftware

Over this past week I have found a new truth in life.

STEINBRENNER

It only took traveling from the middle of the USA to the west coast. Landing me square in the middle of hipster town.(Good old Portland,OR) This is where I met and had the pleasure of watching the true mastery of Steinbrenner. This is a man who after countless hours of drinking and walking can still show up looking like a million bucks. I was also informed that he can levitate while drinking a 24 year old scotch.(but this was not possible do to the fact we could only find 23 year old scotch) He has master the art of ping pong and can find a ball in the pitch black of a sub-foundation of a building in the pouring rain. Each night was like living a Dos Equis commercial with the most interesting man in the world. At this turning point in my life I have but one choice. To document the life of this great man. Please help me in this great task by submitting any and all tales you can share.

STEINBRENNER

Steinbrenner lives (talk) 18:18, 24 May 2013 (UTC)