User talk:Dereckseesthesky

Random ninja attacks on unsuspecting people
it is unbelievably rare for this to happen, but sometimes armies of ninjas try to avenge their recently fallen ninja lord by killing the murderer. Unfortunately, ninjas are humans too and they can make mistakes. It has been reported by a handful of people that ninjas were after them for no reason whatsoever! to them it seems that swarms of ninjas suddenly and unexpectedly start sprouting out of strange places (e.i such as toilets, magazines, pipes, etc) trying to assassinate them. Some ninja victims have been able to tell their stories and have prevented more mistakes on their towns, but others have not been so lucky. There is, however, a man that walks the cold streets of a well-known-town and lends his services as a bodyguard against such unlucky occurrence. Contact him immediately!