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DeWayne
DeWayne: A subject matter that is cooler then you. One who is so kick ass you couldnt comprehend it if you tried.

Well it all started 9 months before April 6 1986, when his parents fucked. They were not responsable and didnt rap it before they taped it. Well on that day The greatest this on earth was made his name is DeWayne. Lonf story short everyone is reading this because his mommy wasnt on the pill.

So know you are wondering why is DeWayne so cool and you are still reading this. 1 because he told you to. 2 you know him and you googled his name or yahooed it. or 3 you have no life at all and you need to get one and stop typing DeWayne on Wikipedia. Either way your still reading this and i will try to make it interesting. So lets start on june 20th 2003.

On June 20th 2003 DeWayne was walking in a feild or field like area. DeWayne looked down and saw a rock but it wasnt a rock it was a bone. So he looked at it for a while and pounderd. after a good long while he started walking again. he walked and walked and walked then out of nowhere he seen a tree it was a good tree. A tall tree but not to tall but not to short, leaves, bark, so on and so on ( what you would think a tree would look like) after he realized that the tree was there the last time he walked by he started walking some more. Well ten minutes and 34 seconds after he started walking again Not after he started walking after he saw the bone but after he sarted walking after the realized that the tree have always been there. He seen a man. Well to some people seeing a man isnt weird but DeWayne was blind. So he walked up to the man and said hi then DeWayne realized that he was never blind and that that wasnt even a man it was the same tree as before. So DeWayne waited and Waited then set down and waited. Then he started walking since the tree didnt say hi back. Well after about 3 minutes and 65 seconds well that would be 4 minutes and 5 seconds DeWayne realized something. What DeWayne realized was that he wasnt going to take that shit for a man or a tree rude is rude soooo. after walking back 4 minutes and 5 seconds DeWayne stopped at the tree which he now named hank. He looked at that tree named Hank and Said. You PRICK what is your deal and yet again no reply. So DeWayne staired... What did he do next he pulled out a chainsaw and cut the bastard up in little pieces and started a fire. then after DeWayne awoke from his dreamworld. he realized he didnt have a chainsaw and that he never cut hank down. And if hank wasnt a tree and he really was a man in the woods that that would be murder and DeWayne didnt want to go to jail for murder because what he heard they do to the white folk and that he couldnt have sex with females anymore and that he would have to become gay. DeWayne seen Glasses on the ground next to hank and took them. DeWayne didnt like gay people and he likes doing girls so he decieded against killing hank. So he walked 3 minutes and 65 seconds which is 4 minutes and 5 seconds back up the trail then he came to where he was when de decieded to go say something to hank well at that point it wasnt hank yet just a tree that may or may not be a guy. At this point he didnt know what to do he could go home or he could keep walking. So DeWayne set and thought. After a while of thinking he decieded to keep walking then he was like wtf if i would of kept walking and not debated what to do i could of been father up the trail so DeWayne started to run and Run he did. then he got to the point that he thought he would be at and started walking at the normal pace. DeWayne then stopped walking because he thought that he ran to fast. or ran to long and he was futher up the trail then what he thought that he should be if he didnt stop and think and then run. so after 5 seconds the time felt right. so he started walking again. after a while he thought that he stoped walking to long and should of stopped for 4 seconds instead of 5. so for the next 4 steps he fast paced walk which is faster then walking but slower then jogging. DeWayne decieded to try on the glasses that he took from hank earlier. He realized that they didnt make any difference in the way he seen stuff. Then a bear jumped out and ate him. hahahaha just joking that didnt happen well yes it did. but the bear didnt eat him. the bear looked at him and DeWayne said "hi bear nice to meet you, whats your name." the bear said "bark". which DeWayne said "hi Bart". which at that time he thought the bear said Bart not Bark. then DeWayne took off the glasses and realized it was a dog. and not any dog his dog. but something seamed weird but DeWayne didnt care. So DeWayne said CAndy lets go. So the two of them started walking down the trail. it was starting to get late so DeWayne said Candy lets start walking back and go home for some hot coco. They started walking back until DeWayne started talking to candy and Candy didnt talk back. DeWayne looked behind him and Candy wasnt there. Then DeWayne realized that Candy was walking in front of him. So he turned around and candy wasnt there. Dewayne thought that candy went ahead and went home. See this happened once before and candy went home. Candy is a fast dog so it makes sense that candy went home because she always liked her pace which is a faster pace then DeWaynes pace. Candy has always ran ever since she was a pup. this one time candy took off running well wait, what day was that ummm september 6 2001, well candy took off running and running and i found her 5 miles up the road 4 minutes later but at that time i drove up there even though i wasnt old enough to drive. wait it was Septemeber 5th 2001 when candy took off running and running and i found her 5 miles up the road 4 minutes later but at that time i drove up there even though i wasnt old enough to drive. Beacause she couldnt of ran September 6th 2001. So it was no big deal that Day that Candy went a head and headed home. Well DeWayne was coming up to Hank and he wished he had Candy with him but there Was no way CAndy could be there. DeWayne said to himself Im just going to walk by hank and not say anything. little did he know as he walked by, Hank tripped him. So DeWayne got up and brushed hes knees off and deceided to be the bigger man about it. and walk away. DeWayne did just that but 5 steps into walking a way he turned and said. Your moms so dumb she makes ken look smart. DeWayne started running after that because he knew if someone told him that he would be pissed. well DeWayne went home and ate candy then he realized that his dog named Candy wasnt there so he started walking back the way he came. and DeWayne came across some bones. So deWayne looked at the bones and realized that a Wolf dug up a grave. he then noticed a old wooden cross he picked it up and read it. the Cross read. Hear lies candy a boys bestfriend. September 6th 2001. So who was that wlking with Dewayne in the woods? Who is Hank? Where did these glasses come from? How does a tree that might be a man trip you? Was that really a bear? Did he really say that Hanks mom is dumber then Ken? What Barked?

So that is a small story about DeWayne is it true maybe. We might never now DeWayne died June 20 2003 to a gun shot wound to the head. So now you all want the answers Right. I thought so. Wait you that said no get the well out of here then loser and now since you said yes ill explain it. DeWayne Was tripping on a bad hit of acid. I am right now reading this. Lond a lond story short Dont Do DUGS. OH yeah DeWayne is a whole hell of a lot cooler then you are loser why did you ready this.

DeWayne the Great
DeWayne: A subject matter that is cooler then you. One who is so kick ass you couldnt comprehend it if you tried.

Well it all started 9 months before April 6 1986, when his parents fucked. They were not responsable and didnt rap it before they taped it. Well on that day The greatest this on earth was made his name is DeWayne. Lonf story short everyone is reading this because his mommy wasnt on the pill.

So know you are wondering why is DeWayne so cool and you are still reading this. 1 because he told you to. 2 you know him and you googled his name or yahooed it. or 3 you have no life at all and you need to get one and stop typing DeWayne on Wikipedia. Either way your still reading this and i will try to make it interesting. So lets start on june 20th 2003.

On June 20th 2003 DeWayne was walking in a feild or field like area. DeWayne looked down and saw a rock but it wasnt a rock it was a bone. So he looked at it for a while and pounderd. after a good long while he started walking again. he walked and walked and walked then out of nowhere he seen a tree it was a good tree. A tall tree but not to tall but not to short, leaves, bark, so on and so on ( what you would think a tree would look like) after he realized that the tree was there the last time he walked by he started walking some more. Well ten minutes and 34 seconds after he started walking again Not after he started walking after he saw the bone but after he sarted walking after the realized that the tree have always been there. He seen a man. Well to some people seeing a man isnt weird but DeWayne was blind. So he walked up to the man and said hi then DeWayne realized that he was never blind and that that wasnt even a man it was the same tree as before. So DeWayne waited and Waited then set down and waited. Then he started walking since the tree didnt say hi back. Well after about 3 minutes and 65 seconds well that would be 4 minutes and 5 seconds DeWayne realized something. What DeWayne realized was that he wasnt going to take that shit for a man or a tree rude is rude soooo. after walking back 4 minutes and 5 seconds DeWayne stopped at the tree which he now named hank. He looked at that tree named Hank and Said. You PRICK what is your deal and yet again no reply. So DeWayne staired... What did he do next he pulled out a chainsaw and cut the bastard up in little pieces and started a fire. then after DeWayne awoke from his dreamworld. he realized he didnt have a chainsaw and that he never cut hank down. And if hank wasnt a tree and he really was a man in the woods that that would be murder and DeWayne didnt want to go to jail for murder because what he heard they do to the white folk and that he couldnt have sex with females anymore and that he would have to become gay. DeWayne seen Glasses on the ground next to hank and took them. DeWayne didnt like gay people and he likes doing girls so he decieded against killing hank. So he walked 3 minutes and 65 seconds which is 4 minutes and 5 seconds back up the trail then he came to where he was when de decieded to go say something to hank well at that point it wasnt hank yet just a tree that may or may not be a guy. At this point he didnt know what to do he could go home or he could keep walking. So DeWayne set and thought. After a while of thinking he decieded to keep walking then he was like wtf if i would of kept walking and not debated what to do i could of been father up the trail so DeWayne started to run and Run he did. then he got to the point that he thought he would be at and started walking at the normal pace. DeWayne then stopped walking because he thought that he ran to fast. or ran to long and he was futher up the trail then what he thought that he should be if he didnt stop and think and then run. so after 5 seconds the time felt right. so he started walking again. after a while he thought that he stoped walking to long and should of stopped for 4 seconds instead of 5. so for the next 4 steps he fast paced walk which is faster then walking but slower then jogging. DeWayne decieded to try on the glasses that he took from hank earlier. He realized that they didnt make any difference in the way he seen stuff. Then a bear jumped out and ate him. hahahaha just joking that didnt happen well yes it did. but the bear didnt eat him. the bear looked at him and DeWayne said "hi bear nice to meet you, whats your name." the bear said "bark". which DeWayne said "hi Bart". which at that time he thought the bear said Bart not Bark. then DeWayne took off the glasses and realized it was a dog. and not any dog his dog. but something seamed weird but DeWayne didnt care. So DeWayne said CAndy lets go. So the two of them started walking down the trail. it was starting to get late so DeWayne said Candy lets start walking back and go home for some hot coco. They started walking back until DeWayne started talking to candy and Candy didnt talk back. DeWayne looked behind him and Candy wasnt there. Then DeWayne realized that Candy was walking in front of him. So he turned around and candy wasnt there. Dewayne thought that candy went ahead and went home. See this happened once before and candy went home. Candy is a fast dog so it makes sense that candy went home because she always liked her pace which is a faster pace then DeWaynes pace. Candy has always ran ever since she was a pup. this one time candy took off running well wait, what day was that ummm september 6 2001, well candy took off running and running and i found her 5 miles up the road 4 minutes later but at that time i drove up there even though i wasnt old enough to drive. wait it was Septemeber 5th 2001 when candy took off running and running and i found her 5 miles up the road 4 minutes later but at that time i drove up there even though i wasnt old enough to drive. Beacause she couldnt of ran September 6th 2001. So it was no big deal that Day that Candy went a head and headed home. Well DeWayne was coming up to Hank and he wished he had Candy with him but there Was no way CAndy could be there. DeWayne said to himself Im just going to walk by hank and not say anything. little did he know as he walked by, Hank tripped him. So DeWayne got up and brushed hes knees off and deceided to be the bigger man about it. and walk away. DeWayne did just that but 5 steps into walking a way he turned and said. Your moms so dumb she makes ken look smart. DeWayne started running after that because he knew if someone told him that he would be pissed. well DeWayne went home and ate candy then he realized that his dog named Candy wasnt there so he started walking back the way he came. and DeWayne came across some bones. So deWayne looked at the bones and realized that a Wolf dug up a grave. he then noticed a old wooden cross he picked it up and read it. the Cross read. Hear lies candy a boys bestfriend. September 6th 2001. So who was that wlking with Dewayne in the woods? Who is Hank? Where did these glasses come from? How does a tree that might be a man trip you? Was that really a bear? Did he really say that Hanks mom is dumber then Ken? What Barked?

So that is a small story about DeWayne is it true maybe. We might never now DeWayne died June 20 2003 to a gun shot wound to the head. So now you all want the answers Right. I thought so. Wait you that said no get the well out of here then loser and now since you said yes ill explain it. DeWayne Was tripping on a bad hit of acid. I am right now reading this. Lond a lond story short Dont Do DUGS. OH yeah DeWayne is a whole hell of a lot cooler then you are loser why did you ready this.