User talk:Dick Gaylord

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Hello, Dick Gaylord, and welcome to Wikipedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. Unfortunately, one or more of the pages you created, such as Limp dick, may not conform to some of Wikipedia's guidelines, and may not be retained.

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Speedy deletion nomination of Limp dick


Hello, and welcome to Wikipedia. Although everyone is welcome to contribute to Wikipedia, introducing inappropriate pages, such as Limp dick, is not in accordance with our policies. If you would like to experiment, please use the sandbox. Under section G3 of the criteria for speedy deletion, the page has been nominated for deletion.

If you think this page should not be deleted for this reason, you may contest the nomination by visiting the page and clicking the button labelled "Contest this speedy deletion". This will give you the opportunity to explain why you believe the page should not be deleted. However, be aware that once a page is tagged for speedy deletion, it may be removed without delay. Please do not remove the speedy deletion tag from the page yourself, but do not hesitate to add information in line with Wikipedia's policies and guidelines.  Azealia 911  talk  01:34, 25 March 2016 (UTC)

Blocked
Your account has been blocked indefinitely because the chosen username is a clear violation of our username policy – it is obviously profane; threatens, attacks or impersonates another person; or suggests that you do not intend to contribute positively to the encyclopedia (see our blocking and username policies for more information). We invite everyone to contribute constructively to our encyclopedia, but users are not allowed to edit with inappropriate usernames and we do not tolerate 'bad faith' editing such as trolling or other disruptive behavior. If you think there are good reasons why these don't describe your account, or why you should be unblocked, you are welcome to appeal this block – read our guide to appealing blocks to understand more about unblock requests, and then add the text at the end of your user talk page. Anna Frodesiak (talk) 01:42, 25 March 2016 (UTC)

Also I don't want to be renamed. And please remake the "Limp dick" redirect to "Erectile dysfunction", I believe it is valid, got over 400,000 search results.


 * Hmmmm, there are plenty out there, so I guess it is possible that it is your real name. But I mostly don't believe you considering your limp dick creation. :) But, assuming good faith: One problem is that, even though it may be your real name, you may encounter continuous challenges to it as a username. You may be better off choosing a different name for that reason, and also perhaps for privacy. Sometimes editors get into serious disputes, have given away clues or information about where they live, and can receive threats. (See WP:REALNAME.) Understand that your username may draw harassmentment from homophobes who may misinterpret your name. Let's see what others say. Anna Frodesiak (talk) 00:21, 31 March 2016 (UTC)


 * Ah, I see Huon has decided. Yes, better think up a better username. Let's get to the point: I see you as someone who has a slightly naughty side. Wikipedia is fun. Please pick a good username and make only good edits. That's best. Anna Frodesiak (talk) 00:24, 31 March 2016 (UTC)