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Zom-b-gone
Zom-b-gone is popular energy drink sold in countries that have a high population of zombies. Although zombies have never been seen, many are known to be found in countries such as the United States of America, Guam, and Bosnia and Herzegovina.

Similar to other energy drinks such as Monster, Red Bull, and 5-Hour Energy, Zom-b-gone contains extremely high amounts of sugar, calories, and sodium. These contain microscopic chemicals that temporarily give the body a boost, but later give a crash. One active ingredient in Zom-b-gone is sodium thiosulfate pentahydrate.

Unfortunately, Zom-b-gone does have its fair share of side effects. Some side effects include lobe throbbing, laser vision, plasma vision, may not work, explosive diarrhea, pubic hair loss, and the inability to reproduce.

Zom-b-gone has appeared on several TV shows like Powerpuff Girls and Big Time Rush. Fake Science Monthly has proved that it works good. And, whenever there is a zombie apocalypse, everyone with Zom-b-gone will be protected.

Fortunately, it only costs $399.